Grand Casino Hotel Resort PlugShare

PART ONE OF FIVE
So, you wanna go to SHOT show? You think it's all fun and games? Get to play with guns? See Jesse James and James Yeager? SHOT show is the annual pilgrimage of the unwashed masses to Las Vegas to rub elbows with youtube celebrities, bloggers and overseas businessmen copying US made equipment and share infectious disease.
If you love guns, gambling and gonorrhea - SHOT show is for you! It is not my typical idea of a good time. I am not a big fan of Las Vegas.
However: I do attend for a few reasons. First, I do enjoy travel and I'm gold on UA so I can usually score an upgrade. Second, industry people are in there that I do hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars with business with so it's nice to put a face with the name and see what deals are out there. SHOT for me has been a bust for the past few years. Being a value guy, I want to buy at $1000 and sell at $3000 and as of recently the gun business is more like buy for $1 and sell for $1.10 if you get what I mean.
We used to do business at SHOT and now it's just checking in on foursquare, instagram and rubbing elbows with bloggers and the like. I want to make money, not spend money so this is very annoying to me.
Anyways, onto the play by play.
Saturday, January 19th. Three days before SHOT show.
I talk a friend of mine to drive me to the airport after I drop my F350 at the body shop. I had a hit and run and someone totally fucked up all my paint and clearcoat. My guy says he can get it done while I'm gone for SHOT so I hitch a ride with a friend and pick up the tab for lunch. We have brisket. It is delicious. I get to the airport 3 hours early for my flight just in case the TSA line is a shitshow thanks to, well TSA. The government shutdown is not helping these folks. I have pre check and much to my surprise I breeze right through after a brief 3 minute wait.
I slog my way to the lounge, as shitty as it is to wait for my winged chariot to IAH. I have gone from being in an abusive relationship with AA to being in an abusive relationship with UA. Although if you really want to experience the battered spouse feeling, NK is a few gates over.
I board my flight to IAH and my Renton assembled chariot is on time and boarding early. The hate agent scans my pass and the alarms go off and spits off a new boarding pass. I have been upgraded to first class. You all will be turning right, I will be turning left once I pass the threshold of 2L on this old 757. I'll take a cleared upgrade at the gate any day of the week considering that I am 29/53 for Bush to LAX.
Fuck my life.
I gate check my bags to make life easier for me and the rest of the folks riding with me. If I don't have to worry about being short on time at my destination, I like to gate check to free up bins for those who are not as fortunate. Eventually I board and ask the FA to say hi to the captain and get a ride report. She says no problem. I step down into the 757 flight deck and take some selfies with the crew. They appreciate my aviation nerdery. They tell me that there will be light chop all over texas today and we're going to have some bumps so strap in and don't be a hero.
Having brightened the day of the flight crew, I head back to my lie flat window seat, fully recline and kick back and relax by listening to channel 9 on the IFE. It's disabled. Fuck. I put on a movie and watch the delightful Tag with the always excellent Jon Hamm, Ed Helms and others. It's a good movie and made me laugh. Just as we get to the gate the credits roll.
We land at Bush right on time but I have a 59 minute spa layover I had planned OR I can go to Landrys with my priory pass and get some blackened snapper. Do I hightail it to the Centurion lounge in terminal D, my home away from home? Or go for fresh grilled seafood?
This centurion lounge does not have a spa. Fuck it, lets go cajun. I walk over to Landrys and order the blackened snapper. It is delicious. The kitchen is a little behind so they box it up the rest of it for me to take on the plane which they don't have to do and I leave the waitress a nice tip. I am sweating from the blackened seasoning. I don't care. NOM NOM NOM. Fish is delish.
They have already started boarding to LAX as I walk up to the gate. I ask the hate agent if there's any upgrades. She says first is checked in full and we are 100% packed to LAX today. I thank her and board my bulkhead seat to LAX with my blackened snapper in one hand and personal item in the other.
Giving the FA a friendly nod, I ask to say hi to the captain and she says no way boss, we're busy - sit down and shut up.
Rude.
The boarding door closes for an on time departure and I watch another classic - Wall Street!
I polish off the blackened snapper, dirty rice and green beans. Charlie Sheen before he went crazy was a pretty good actor. He's so dreamy. I'm sweating profusely from the blackened seasoning and get up to throw away my trash because I didn't want the other guys in coach to have to do it for me. I walk right up to the forward galley into Bitchy McBitchface who woke up on the wrong side of life starts telling me to use the coach lavatory. I tell her I just wanted to throw some trash away and she gave me more attitude than a sassy black woman working at the DMV.
Listen lady, if you don't wanna be dealing with trash - maybe you shouldn't be working for United, eh?
I take my seat and I fall asleep on the way to LA. The ride is smoother than my nephew's 16 month old ass. The flight was not long enough. The landing is a perfect grease job on 24R and the only thing awakening me from my slumber is the reversers on the 737 Max. I pull my headset out so I can tune in LAX ground on LiveATC just as we make the left for taxiway Alpha/Alpha. I see the taxiway signs out of the corner of my window and start the feed just as I hear the ding.
ding
What I'm expecting: Welcome to Los Angeles where the local time is 5:55. Your Houston based flight crew would like to thank you for flying United and your baggage will be at carousel (integer)
What I heard from a clearly panic stricken FA: IF THERE IS A DOCTOR OR ANYONE WITH MEDICAL TRAINING ON BOARD PLEASE RING YOUR CALL BUTTON.
Everyone wants to be a hero until it's time to do hero shit.
I reach up and press the button and a single chime tells the FA that row 9 pressed button.
ding
FA: If you are a doctor or have medical training please head to the rear galley immediately.
I dumped my phone in my seat. (This was my first mistake. I'll tell you why later.)
Shit. It's go time. The passengers next to me are soundly asleep and it's a full flight, so I unbuckle my belt and turnstile jump over the two of them making a resounding thud onto the cabin floor.
I promptly walked with a purpose to the rear cabin. As I'm heading back I hear someone else walking behind me but I'm focused on the long walk from the bulkhead to the rear galley. I arrive shortly and my immediate impression is that the rear galley is not in good shape.
Oh, the bitchface FA that told me off? She's now profusely thanking me for showing up. Funny how that works isn't it?
There's a woman lying across three jumpseats on oxygen screaming in pain with a clearly experienced physician working on her and checking her out. I am not about to get in his way. Right behind me is a six foot three beast of a man who I can only imagine used to play right wing for Detroit. Doc 1 is working her, there's me and Doc 2 is behind me.
Doc 1 tells us she's got shortness of breath and chest pains.
Doc 2 nods and says he's a trauma surgeon from Cedars Sinai.
Doc 1 tells us he's an internal medicine specialist at UCLA.
Doc 2 asks me what my specialty is.
FC says structural firefighting and making sure you two get everything you need.
Doc 2 looks at the FA and asks if they got an AED on board.
I look up at the nearest overhead and there's an AED in the compartment, I bust it out and hand it to him. They start sizing her up as we taxi down Alpha/Alpha. I stand in the aisle inbetween the two bathroom doors as they do their thing ready to help out.
(FC breaks the fourth wall)
FOR THE UNINITIATED: United is in terminals 7/8 on the south side of LAX. When you land next to In-and-Out Burger on Sepuldeva you're on the north side of the field. It's easily a 20 minute ride to get from one side of the airport to another when they're busy. Prime time for LAX is 1800hrs because you have all the morning flights from the east and the afternoon flights from the central time zone arriving.
When you have a medical emergency and time is a factor, a 20 minute ride to the gate is what we call sub optimal. There's hard stand/remote gates at LAX on the northwest side of the field surface street adjacent that you can get to a lot faster than a long haul around the airport. If you give me a choice of going to the hard stand and meeting the ambulance or taking a 15-20 minute taxi during rush hour to a UA staffed ramp - I will GLADLY take to the hard stand, shut down and start em up. Yes, it's going to inconvenience a plane full of people for 20 minutes for you to unload, restart and taxi back. No, I give zero fucks.
My mistake was leaving my phone behind. Had I had it with me, I would have known we were going long way around and applied some intervention techniques to get things moving faster. I had no idea where we were.
(Cut to present)
Doc 1 managed the best he could and the lady said inbetween raspy breaths that she was going to start vomiting from the pain. Doc calls for a bag. The FA takes the safety equipment bag, the one holding the lifevest, seatbelt extender and oxygen mask and empties it.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. I reach over to the nearest passenger, pull all the contents of the seatback out, dump it on the floor and hand doc 1 a United brand official airsick bag. Just as I do this and I step back, the plane rapidly slows down and begins to turn.
(FC breaks the fourth wall again)
I used the term suboptimal earlier, and this is going to be a theme for the rest of the trip. Boeing in their infinite wisdom decided to stretch a 737 design and call it the MAX instead of doing a clean sheet. Three FA's, two doctors, me, and our lady experiencing chest pains are in the rear galley all not wearing seatbelts. All but the patient are standing. We are something like 80 feet behind the main landing gear.
Inertia is not our friend today. I start falling and I grab the only thing I can on the way down: the door handle to the lavatory.
(Cut to present)
Next thing I know, I've experienced what the FAA would probably term a "Lavatory Incursion" - and I wonder where my life has gone wrong as my knee has hit the toilet bowl. I get back up and prop a hand up on the cabin ceiling just to steady myself for the rest of the ride to the gate.
I look towards the front of the plane and notice something. Some fuckwit in row 29 is livestreaming this on instagram or some crap. Are you fucking shitting me? I lean over to the purser and tell her that while Doc 1 and 2 are fixing her, I'm gonna go do some fixing of my own about 10 rows up. My resting bitch face is on point right now as I walk up to the tactless millennial inconsiderate smartphone user and get ready to fix this problem in a way honed by years of catholic school, brute force and dealing with shithead customers.
FC: Just what do you think you're doing?
1: I'm livestreaming this on twitter. It's my right.
FC: You're gonna delete whatever you filmed right now.
1: Or what are you gonna do about it?
FC: You see that FA over there? The one that looks like she's not taking any shit from anybody today? I'm gonna ask her for the intercom, I'm gonna call the captain and my friends over at the LAPD are gonna haul your ass in front of a judge and the next place you're gonna be livestreaming from is the back of a police car. And let me tell you something you might not know. There's two ways to enjoy LA Jail on a Saturday night. One's a Richard Pryor album. The other's when a skinny inked up ginger white boy like you walks in. Give me that goddamn phone.
I'm handed the phone and I delete the video as I walk back to the rear galley and put it in my back pocket. People are now asking if they're gonna make their connections and shit and I tell them to shut up, we've got more important things going on. As I walk back I peek through the windows seeing nothing but darkness. How long does it take to get to the gate? And even then, is there an ambulance waiting there?
What the fuck is happening? Where the fuck are we?
I ask Bitch McBitchface how long these symptoms have been going on. Apparently this issue had just arisen upon landing. Doc 1 asks for a stethoscope. I pull down the first aid kit from the compartment. It requires keys. The cabin crew has to find the keys for the first aid kit. I'm eventually handed a key and bust out a stethoscope for the doc. I peer out the window of the rearmost seats looking for signs of a gate, ambulance or anything I can reference to figure out where we are - the tower, a 777 tail which would tell me we are nearing the international terminal.....nothing but darkness.
This is not good.
Doc keeps the O2 flowing as we are all standing there helpless waiting for the plane to get to the ambulance or vice versa. The cabin crew asks how they're going to get her off the plane.
FC: Well she's in no condition to walk, can you get the rampers to put air stairs on 2L and take her off that way? It would be easier and optimal.
FA: I don't think we are able to do that
(It is at this point I think I smell toast. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T DO THAT? GET ON THE INTERCOM AND TELL THE CAPTAIN THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE HER OFF THE PLANE VIA 2L AND STAIRS WTF)
I get that what is happening is clearly exceeding the crew's training but this is.....bad. Eventually we arrive at the gate and the fine folks at Station 51 from LAFD EMS arrive. The EMT sizes it up and calls for an aisle chair to be brought to take her off the plane since she can't walk. (WE HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS THE WHOLE TIME!)
They load her up and I step out of the way into the lavatory, I see them wheel her out through a crack in the door. I take this chance to do a bit from spies like us.
I look to my left and extend my hand. Doctor. I nod. I repeat to the right. They also repeat the bit. We chuckle.
I look towards Doc 2.
FC: Hey Docs, I didn't catch your names. I'm Will. Will Hayden.
Doc 2: George, George Rodriguez.
FC: Good work there Dr Rodriguez. Thanks for helping out.
Doc 2: We're doctors. It's what we do.
Doc 1: Hiya Will, I'm Charlie Fong.
FC: Nice work today Dr Fong. Thank you for showing up.
We start walking back to our seats as I snort out a laugh.
FC: So, Dr Fong.....I guess it's safe to say that United has successfully smoothed things over with the Asian physician community?
The doc's have a two Mississippi awkward pause as they begun laughing hysterically. Please, tip your waitresses. Try the veal. I'm here all night. Tactless millennial asks me to return phone, and I hand it back as we walk back to our seats.
EMS clears the plane, captain tells people that they can now leave and a cacophony of seat belt buckles pierces the high pitched drone that is a 737 sitting at the gate without engines running on shore power.
I ask Bitchy if I can see the captain on the way out as she once more thanks me for my service. She stuck her head in, got a nod and let me pass. I asked the captain why we landed on the north side of the field with an onboard medical and why we didn't get priority handling from the ground controller and why the hell it took so long to get to the gate.
His response was staggering.
CA: We didn't even know there was an emergency in the galley until the FA told us. By then we were almost to the terminal.
FC: Are you fucking kidding me?
CA: Nope. By the time we knew something was going on we were already on the ground and almost to the gate.
We talk airplane briefly about the 737 Max, the new jumpseats and I wish them a good rest of the trip. I secretly think he's got to be shitting me.
Being a good aviation nerd, I made mental note to check his work after I got back to the hotel.
I head to the lounge in LAX for a bite to eat, a sprite and some very boring time to myself. Just as I walk into the terminal there's a voicemail from my uncle. My plan for LA was to see my family - and my cousin and his wife who's pregnant with their second kid. I crash at my uncle's house in Pasadena and walk around old town and shop at Vromans Bookstore and enjoy all that Southern California has to offer. It's a good way to spend a weekend. If you ever get a chance, do it. It's fun. I can pay United a shitload of money to fly into McCarran on Monday or I can spend 1/3 of that and go into LAX a few days before and hop over for $45. I love LA.
NEW VOICEMAIL FROM UNCLE LOU: Family emergency, we all have to head to Chicago because Lisa's mom is in the hospital and we can't see you this weekend. You're on your own. I'm on my way to Burbank to catch the last flight to Midway. Talk to you later.
Fuck.
Time for an FC adventure.
I order some food in the lounge and crack open the laptop. One of my customers works for LAFD. I find his personal cell phone number in my sales records.
ring ring
1: Go for Smith
FC: Chief Smith! Will Hayden here! How's that M110 running?
1: Will...holy shit long time no talk. What's going on?
FC: Family bailed on me for this weekend, gotta make my own adventure. You working tomorrow? I'd love to see how LA does things.
1: No, but I have some friends on C shift that are. Let me see who's gonna be around. Let me call you back in 10.
FC: You got it Chief.
I eat and drink and relax and the phone rings back. Chief smith says be at station 9 at 0800 hrs Sunday morning. I say no problem! Thanks! He tells me to check in with the captain of the truck crew and he'll show me around.
While I'm on the laptop I book the marriott in Torrance. It's near the airport and a 25 minute ride to station 9. Little did I know it's next to a goddamn oil refinery and the housekeeping staff have left all the windows to my room open. Ugh. I kick back and take a shower. When I get back, I pulled all the ATC tape from LAX tower, from landing clearance to touchdown to the ground controller handoff to the checkpoint, to the request for medical assistance and timestamped all of it.
The request to LAX ground for EMS was made somewhere on taxiway bravo after passing papa (TBIT) but before Charlie-6. (T7). By that time we were already on the south side of the field and terminal adjacent.
Cabin crew didn't tell the captain to request EMS till we got to the other side of the fucking airport. From the moment I walked up, I had assumed (incorrectly) that prior to the request for medical assistance they would at least have told the captain what was going on. They didn't and he was flying blind. When you do a CPR class the first thing you do is call 911 and ask for an ambulance because it does not matter how much CPR you do if an ambulance never shows up to take you to the hospital.
There's a lesson to be learned here.
When seconds count, the request for EMS is waiting for the plane to get to the terminal to be called.
I knew United wasn't great, but this is to use a southern california term - no bueno.
The Westchester In and Out Burger has a 4x4 with my name on it and it is DELICIOUS. After I finish eating I hop on the hangout with the guys.
Since I've got no plans till morning I decide that it's worth the crazy time and I call u/gunexpert69 and we make plans to hang out at his local watering hole. We then try to pick up some flight attendants at the Doubletree. We fail miserably and call it a night.
Sunday, January 20th. Two days before SHOT show.
My alarm is set for 727AM. It rings, I wash up, jump in the car and put free fallin by Tom Petty on the radio and hop onto 405 south to pick up 110 north. The freeways are empty and I make incredible time downtown. I look down at the address and wonder where the fuck I am going. 7th and San Julian St? I drive around and there are tents on the sidewalk everywhere. This is the closest I have seen to life in a WROL situation. Eventually I find a spot on 7th street, bang on the door and the guys tell me to pull my car into the back lot. I do so and the guys are having breakfast and invite me to sit down and grab a bite.
When in Rome......
I grab some eggs, bacon and a biscuit and the truck captain comes by and says oh you know Smith? Apparently they came up in the same academy class and are old friends. He sticks his head out the door and yells at one of the guys and pantomimes some instructions. I don't speak ASL so I just nod and take it in. He runs down what they're doing today. LA tradition is that weekends are for the boys so they do training on weekends. It's 820AM and they've setup a training scenario and are gonna run it. This looks cool.
One of the guys comes back and hands me a headset, saladbowl and turnout coat. Captain says you're with me in the truck. Gear up.
Uh. What?
CA: Yeah, Chief Smith said you'd be riding along with us today. Right?
FC: LOL! I thought he was just gonna do a station visit. Sure, I'll ride with you guys.
CA: You ever see a TDA before?
FC: I used to be on the engine or the quint so this is gonna be new.
CA: Well, jump in. Lets go.
My ride to LA was a 737 max made in Renton that just came off the line January 17th. My ride to Skid Row was a 100' Pierce Arrow XT Tractor Drawn Aerial that was three years old. I hopped in and we drove around to the training location where the guys were to setup the ladder and pretend like they were venting a roof on a 5 story building. I was told to go shadow the command post as they'd be evaluating the guys and they had a good training day. LA has a good group of people and it shows. They did a post training debrief, simulated a dry hydrant and talked about everything they did, everything they did badly and everything they could do better.
LA has some fantastic people there that are very talented. The guys started putting tools away and rolling hose. I find the captain over on one of the engines and ask him if they need help with anything. He says if you want to help out, we're breaking down that attack line you can drain it.
FC: You guys straight roll to a flat load right?
CA: Yeah. You know hose?
FC: Drivers do it with hose.
CA: LOL! Hadn't heard that one before! Here's some gloves.
He gave me some gloves, I straight rolled three sections of three quarter line and hauled it all back to the engine where I found the truck captain loading hose with his guys. If anyone wants to see where real leadership is, it's helping your guys load hose and pack up tools.
I hook up and look up as I notice their technique. LA flat loads all their attack line, no preconnects. Two guys in the bed dressing and dutching it, one guy on the ground, straight roll between the boots pulling hose straight up into the engine. Gets any residual water out and they can check the gaskets every length. Never seen that done before but it looks like a smooth technique. I hook up the last of their attack line as the guys finish packing up. The bells come in and there's an automatic fire alarm tripped. First call of the morning. We hop over there and its' a false alarm.
The rest of the day is spent with station 9 watching the various indigenous folks of Skid Row do their thing. Station 9 is the busiest fire station in the nation. Before lunch they ran 3 overdoses, 2 stabbings, and a cacophany of crap. I went with them and their ambulance drivers and EMT's really earn every dollar they make working this area. After a quick break for lunch, they start watching the Rams game. Just as it got good, bells came in for another few calls and next thing I knew - the Rams were going to the super bowl and the dinner bell was ringing.
I decided it would be overstaying my welcome to hang out for dinner so I packed up and bought a shirt and told the guys if they ever needed guns to shout at me. Drove over to Grand Central Market to get a bite to eat and then grabbed some in and out burger on my way back to the hotel. txgi is sloshed and in no position to travel after watching the patriots destroy KC.
It's been a crazy day and the beginning of a crazy trip. And it's just getting started.
Monday, January 21st. One day before SHOT Show
I wake up late, grab lunch at the Del Amo mall and do some shopping. My flight to McCarran leaves at 7PM and arrives just after 8PM. Knowing rush hour traffic in LA I decide to leave early and get to the airport at 430. I hightail it to the lounge in TBIT and grab a bite to eat and relax. I'm on an Alaska A320 to McCarran all the way in the back but at least I got a window seat. I stop in on the way to talk to the captain and he asks me a bunch of gun questions. I tell him the VP9 is good to go and he should buy it with his ATP credentials.
The 320 ride to LAS is entirely filled with moderate chop. The airplane is literally banging the side of the plane into my head. It is a miserable flight. We land on time and I am unable to stop at the Centurion lounge for a bite and a drink because it's closed for renovations.
I grab my bags and pick up my badge for SHOT Show at the airport and jump on the shuttle bus to Hertz. I reserved a compact knowing I'd need to be in and out of a tight parking garage. I get to my assigned spot, spot 13 and there's a fullsize Chevy Suburban there.
What the fuck is this?
I throw my bags inside, jump in and drive right up to the Gold Member service area.
FC: The lady on the phone asked me compact, midsize or fullsize - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Hertz: That's the Hertz Love Wagon! Think of all the ladies you can drive around in this!
FC: DO I LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN LYFT FOR WORKING GIRLS?
It is at this point where I learn something.
The best part about Vegas is anything crazy or unbelievable can be explained or justified by shrugging your shoulders, opening your palms upward and saying "It's Vegas!"
Hertz: It's Vegas!
FC: I am not driving (gesticulates widlly) THIS into the parking garage of the Palazzo for 4 days straight!
Hertz is not impressed with my pantomime.
They find me a brand new 2019 Honda Pilot with 19 miles on it. I hightail it up the highway to Circus Circus. Check in line is totally deserted. I am able to haul my bags up and get keys in 3 minutes flat. That's gotta be a fucking record.
Just as I arrive at my room I decide to send Rusty Shackleford a picture of me looking grumpy in front of the hertz love wagon.
RS: ARE YOU IN VEGAS?!?!?!??!?!?
FC: YES!!!! WHY ARE WE YELLING?!?!?!??!?
(image of Rusty coming down the escalator with the sign behind him that says WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS in the background)
FC: Oh dear god. I just got to the hotel to dump off my bags, you want a ride? I can be there in 20.
RS: Nah man we just landed a few min ago I was gonna take an uber
FC: By the time you get to the rideshare area it'll be 20 minutes. I can be there by the time you get to the curb. Seriously.
RS: LOL okay head over!
I look at my watch. Las Vegas Blvd traffic on a monday night? This isn't gonna work. I grab my coat and run back to the parking garage and tear out of the CC garage tires squealing all the way down. I bang a left onto Sammy Davis Jr Drive and haul ass to Spring mountain where I jump on 15 and get the car up to 100MPH between mandalay bay and 215.
McCarran Airport SUCKS in many regards and the airport pickup is one of them. It's not laid out well at all but it makes the cabbies plenty of money. I find it kinda funny because this year I'm picking up Rusty. Last year I was picking up a coworker of a buddy of mine who needed his SHOT show pass and there was no way to get it to him that night so I just said fuck it, give me the pass and I'll get it to him and drive him to the hotel. The year before, I picked up u/fluffy_butternut.
I guess I am the world's worst uber driver. I like doing the same bit over and over again like beating a dead horse so I can pickup Rusty one of to ways.
A: The classic Las Vegas Airport pickup. Drive to airport and park car on curb. Wait for metro PD to start yelling at you for parking on the sidewalk. Message Rusty to tell him I'm the one parked on the sidewalk.
B: In my best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression: COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
My calculations were rough but I figured rusty should get to the curb right at the same time as me. If he's there already, we do B. If he's not, I'll do A.
The speed limit in the tunnel under the airport is 55. I'm doing 90. I fly up the ramp to Terminal 1 and tell him that I'll grab him at the American arrivals level. Just as I pull off to the curb to tell him I'm here he tells me he's just walked outside and I look up and see a classically hawaiian shirt standing at the curb. I pull the car forward, stop quickly and do my best Arnold. He laughs and hops in. I take him to his hotel and dump him off at registration as I park the car. I spend 20 minutes parking the car and I walk over to registration to find him still in line. The hotel is packed with people for the convention.
Behind us is a beautiful blonde engineer in town for what I'm guessing is World of Concrete based on the blueprints she's brought with her. I chat her up a bit until I see that she's got a wedding ring on her other hand. We head up to rusty's room where we find a king size bed and a hot tub 5 feet away. You don't even need to leave your bed to drown a hooker if you don't want to.
It's Vegas!
Rusty says lets go down to the casino and lose some money. We head down to the casino and lose some money at the craps table. This trip is not treating me nicely. I tell him I gotta tap out. Show in the morning.

The following is a list of 1000 movies that I have compiled by trying to be as objective as possible, which is an obvious lie, it's a very subjective list, but it should be valuable for anyone interested in finding new movies. The majority of these titles are probably familiar to most of you anyway. Let me know your thoughts!

Rank	Title	Year
1000.	Speed	1994
999.	A Silent Voice	2016
998.	Cube	1997
997.	The Heiress	1949
996.	The Cove	2009
995.	A Close Shave	1995
994.	Viva Zapata!	1952
993.	Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure	1989
992.	Z	1969
991.	The Long Goodbye	1973
990.	The Naked Gun	1988
989.	Son of Saul	2015
988.	Around the World in Eighty Days	1956
987.	Dawn of the Dead	1978
986.	Young Frankenstein	1974
985.	Gaslight	1944
984.	The Asphalt Jungle	1950
983.	Ballad of a Soldier	1959
982.	The Man Who Wasn't There	2001
981.	Stairway to Heaven	1946
980.	The Twilight Samurai	2002
979.	The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters	2007
978.	Devils on the Doorstep	2000
977.	Make Way for Tomorrow	1937
976.	The Assassination of Jesse James	2007
975.	Wake in Fright	1971
974.	The City of Lost Children	1995
973.	The Virgin Spring	1960
972.	Earthlings	2005
971.	Lord of War	2005
970.	There's Something About Mary	1998
969.	28 Weeks Later	2007
968.	The Man Who Fell to Earth	1976
967.	The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser	1974
966.	Kelly's Heroes	1970
965.	Suspiria	1977
964.	1900	1976
963.	Audition	1999
962.	Picnic at Hanging Rock	1975
961.	Midnight Run	1988
960.	Animal House	1978
959.	Get Carter	1971
958.	The Descent	2005
957.	The Shop Around the Corner	1940
956.	Fort Apache	1948
955.	Flight	2012
954.	The Ladykillers	1955
953.	Argo	2012
952.	The Breakfast Club	1985
951.	Burnt by the Sun	1994
950.	The Lady from Shanghai	1947
949.	The War Game	1965
948.	The Ascent	1977
947.	Ferris Bueller’s Day Off	1986
946.	The Wicker Man	1973
945.	Marty	1955
944.	The Naked Island	1960
943.	The Palm Beach Story	1942
942.	Knight of Cups	2015
941.	Road to Perdition	2002
940.	As Good as It Gets	1997
939.	The Place Beyond the Pines	2012
938.	Faults	2014
937.	The Gospel According to Matthew	1964
936.	American Graffiti	1993
935.	Frances Ha	2012
934.	Raising Arizona	1987
933.	Songs from the Second Floor	2000
932.	Anvil: The Story of Anvil	2008
931.	The Day the Earth Stood Still	1951
930.	In Cold Blood	1967
929.	Saw	2004
928.	The Adventures of Baron Munchausen	1988
927.	Cairo Station	1958
926.	The Tramp	1915
925.	Whatever Works	2009
924.	Moulin Rouge!	2001
923.	Glory	1989
922.	The Perks of Being a Wallflower	2012
921.	Blood Diamond	2006
920.	Stand by Me	1986
919.	A Brighter Summer Day	1991
918.	Stop Making Sense	1984
917.	Operation 'Y' & Other Shurik's Adventures	1965
916.	Dredd	2012
915.	Close Encounters of the Third Kind	1977
914.	Idiocracy	2006
913.	West Side Story	1961
912.	Repo Man	1984
911.	The Last Emperor	1987
910.	Papillon	1973
909.	About Elly	2009
908.	Mary Poppins	1964
907.	Zabriskie Point	1970
906.	Akira
905.	Cave of Forgotten Dreams	2010
904.	The Last of the Mohicans	1992
903.	The Day the Earth Stood Still	1951
902.	The Diving Bell and the Butterfly	2007
901.	Hamburger Hill	1987
900.	Spider	2002
899.	Cast Away	2000
898.	The Hangover	2009
897.	The Lost Weekend	1945
896.	Bullitt	1968
895.	Frida	2002
894.	The Hustler	1961
893.	Seven Years in Tibet	1997
892.	Nocturnal Animals	2016
891.	Swiss Army Man	2016
890.	48 Hrs.	1982
889.	High Fidelity	2000
888.	Casino Royale	2006
887.	Dirty Dancing	1987
886.	The Dark Valley	2014
885.	Source Code	2011
884.	El Mariachi	1992
883.	The Meaning of Life	1983
882.	The Mask	1994
881.	Conan the Barbarian	1982
880.	Primer	2004
879.	Wall Street	1987
878.	The New World	2005
877.	The Rock	1996
876.	Independence Day	1996
875.	Hell or High Water	2016
874.	13 Assassins	2010
873.	Traffic	2000
872.	Yellow Submarine	1968
871.	Apollo 13	1995
870.	Empire of the Sun	1987
869.	Revolutionary Road	2008
868.	Man on Wire	2008
867.	Waterworld	1995
866.	The Curious Case of Benjamin Button	2008
865.	The Road Warrior	1981
864.	Kramer vs. Kramer	1979
863.	The Bourne Ultimatum	2007
862.	Syriana	2005
861.	Shaun of the Dead	2004
860.	The Terminal	2004
859.	The Passion of the Christ	2004
858.	Face/Off	1997
857.	Napoleon Dynamite	2004
856.	From Russia with Love	1963
855.	TRON	1982
854.	The Secret in Their Eyes	2009
853.	Wavelength	1967
852.	Anchorman	2004
851.	Straight Outta Compton	2015
850.	Bad Lieutenant	1992
849.	Three Kings	1999
848.	Duck Soup	1933
847.	Femme Fatale	2002
846.	Predator	1987
845.	Solaris	2002
844.	Miller's Crossing	1990
843.	As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I...	2000
842.	Samurai Fiction	1998
841.	The Truman Show	1998
840.	Syndromes and a Century	2006
839.	The Producers	1967
838.	The Killing Fields	1984
837.	Confessions of a Dangerous Mind	2002
836.	Beau Travail	1999
835.	Capote	2005
834.	Slap Shot	1977
833.	Drowning by Numbers	1988
832.	Hard Eight	1996
831.	All Is Lost	2013
830.	Enter the Void	2009
829.	Hunt for the Wilderpeople	2016
828.	The Hateful Eight	2015
827.	Under Pressure: Making 'The Abyss'	1993
826.	The Gift	2015
825.	The Man Who Knew Infinity	2015
824.	Swimming Pool	2003
823.	Monty Python: The Meaning of Live	2014
822.	Enemy	2013
821.	Lord of the Flies	1990
820.	Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels	1998
819.	Ed Wood	1994
818.	Dogtooth	2009
817.	Swingers	1996
816.	Split	2016
815.	The Road	2009
814.	Volver	2006
813.	The Fountain	2006
812.	Kiss Kiss Bang Bang	2005
811.	Safe	1995
810.	The Wages of Fear	1953
809.	American Sniper	2014
808.	Woyzeck	1979
807.	The Aviator	2004
806.	Super Troopers	2001
805.	Dr. No	1962
804.	Kingsman	2014
803.	Hugo	2011
802.	The Sound of Music	1965
801.	Pretty Village, Pretty Flame	1996
800.	Halloween	1978
799.	Hatari!	1962
798.	Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me	1992
797.	Escape from New York	1981
796.	Highlander	1986
795.	The Matrix Reloaded	2003
794.	Margin Call	2011
793.	Phenomena	1985
792.	The Starfish	1928
791.	Logan	2017
790.	28 Days Later...	2002
789.	The 39 Steps	1935
788.	Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?	1966
787.	The Phantom Carriage	1921
786.	The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover	1989
785.	Drunken Master	1978
784.	Arrival	2016
783.	Baraka	1992
782.	Brimstone	2016
781.	Inside Out	2015
780.	Planet of the Apes	1968
779.	Dog Day Afternoon	1975
778.	Embers	2015
777.	Straw Dogs	1971
776.	Kind Hearts and Coronets	1949
775.	Coffee and Cigarettes	2003
774.	Driving Miss Daisy	1989
773.	A Woman Is a Woman	1961
772.	Broken Blossoms	1919
771.	Last Tango in Paris	1972
770.	Avatar	2009
769.	Zatoichi	2003
768.	Hoop Dreams	1994
767.	Crumb	1994
766.	The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada	2005
765.	The Handmaiden	2016
764.	Kung Fu Hustle	2004
763.	Carlito's Way	1993
762.	Zulu	1964
761.	The Longest Day	1962
760.	Les Misérables	2012
759.	After Hours	1985
758.	Breakfast at Tiffany's	1961
757.	The Bridge	1959
756.	Zelig	1983
755.	I Vitelloni	1953
754.	Snowpiercer	2013
753.	I Am Cuba	1964
752.	The Return	2003
751.	L'argent	1983
750.	Fail-Safe	1964
749.	Quiz Show	1994
748.	What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?	1962
747.	The Thief of Bagdad	1940
746.	Nanook of the North	1922
745.	The Grapes of Wrath	1940
744.	The Life of Oharu	1952
743.	The Skin I Live In	2011
742.	Bridge of Spies	2015
741.	The Day of the Jackal	1973
740.	Sexmission	1984
739.	Interstellar	2014
738.	Rebel Without a Cause	1955
737.	Five Easy Pieces	1970
736.	The Imitation Game	2014
735.	Pirates of the Caribbean	2003
734.	Schizopolis	1996
733.	I Stand Alone	1998
732.	WarGames	1983
731.	The Great Train Robbery	1903
730.	Star Trek	2009
729.	True Romance	1993
728.	Sin City	2005
727.	Roma	1972
726.	Thelma & Louise	1991
725.	The Hurt Locker	2008
724.	O Brother, Where Art Thou?	2000
723.	Falling Down	1993
722.	Forbidden Planet	1956
721.	Carol	2015
720.	Letters from Iwo Jima	2006
719.	Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone	2001
718.	The Usual Suspects	1995
717.	Ivan Vasilievich: Back to the Future	1973
716.	Cremator	1969
715.	In the Name of the Father	1993
714.	The Revenant	2015
713.	The Cameraman	1928
712.	Zorba the Greek	1964
711.	Infernal Affairs	2002
710.	Onibaba	1964
709.	The Raid: Redemption	2011
708.	Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring	2003
707.	Collateral	2004
706.	La Haine	1995
705.	Irreversible	2002
704.	Mouchette	1967
703.	The Abyss	1989
702.	Bonnie and Clyde	1967
701.	Die Hard	1988
700.	Italian for Beginners	2000
699.	The King's Speech	2010
698.	True Grit	2010
697.	Gattaca	1997
696.	Office Space	1999
695.	Stranger Than Fiction	2006
694.	Going to Bed Under Difficulties	1900
693.	The 36th Chamber of Shaolin	1978
692.	A Hard Day's Night	1964
691.	Nebraska	2013
690.	This Is England	2006
689.	(500) Days of Summer	2009
688.	Nosferatu the Vampyre	1979
687.	127 Hours	2010
686.	Babel	2006
685.	The Magnificent Seven	1960
684.	Harakiri	1962
683.	Mission: Impossible	1996
682.	A Single Man	2009
681.	Chicken Run	2000
680.	Dead Poets Society	1989
679.	Big Fish	2003
678.	In the Heat of the Night	1967
677.	On the Silver Globe	1988
676.	The Scarlet Empress	1934
675.	The Tenant	1976
674.	Woman in the Dunes	1964
673.	Grave of the Fireflies	1988
672.	Bad Boy Bubby	1993
671.	Strangers on a Train	1951
670.	Gertie the Dinosaur	1914
669.	Lord of the Flies	1963
668.	Inception	2010
667.	The Invisible Man	1933
666.	Hacksaw Ridge	2016
665.	From Dusk Till Dawn	1996
664.	A Beautiful Mind	2001
663.	Pumping Iron	1977
662.	Ordinary People	1980
661.	How Far, How Near	1972
660.	The Royal Tenenbaums	2001
659.	Mrs. Miniver	1942
658.	You Can't Take It with You	1938
657.	Don't Look Now	1973
656.	Doctor Zhivago	1965
655.	Elite Squad	2007
654.	Chungking Express	1994
653.	Spotlight	2015
652.	Hannah and Her Sisters	1986
651.	The Iron Giant	1999
650.	My Fair Lady	1964
649.	Mr. Nobody	2009
648.	The Devils	1971
647.	The Best Years of Our Lives	1946
646.	About Time	2013
645.	John Wick	2014
644.	The Fighter	2010
643.	300	2006
642.	Antichrist	2009
641.	The White Ribbon	2009
640.	Good Bye Lenin!	2003
639.	Shoeshine	1946
638.	The Arrival of a Train	1896
637.	Inherent Vice	2014
636.	Everest	2015
635.	The Machinist	2004
634.	Stand by Me	1986
633.	Mr. Smith Goes to Washington	1939
632.	Munich	2005
631.	The Great Beauty	2013
630.	Seven Psychopaths	2012
629.	Kin-dza-dza!	1986
628.	Before Sunrise	1995
627.	The Last Samurai	2003
626.	Mystic River	2003
625.	Blow	2001
624.	Divorce Italian Style	1961
623.	Up in the Air	2009
622.	Resident Evil	2002
621.	Up	2009
620.	Pierrot le Fou	1965
619.	Gettysburg	1993
618.	Hot Fuzz	2007
617.	Bunker Palace Hôtel	1989
616.	Duck, You Sucker	1971
615.	The Boondock Saints	1999
614.	Clerks	1994
613.	Blade	1998
612.	Sonatine	1993
611.	Ida	2013
610.	Teorema	1968
609.	Gummo	1997
608.	Heist	2001
607.	The Big Feast	1973
606.	Catch Me If You Can	2002
605.	Kids	1995
604.	Fury	1936
603.	The Prestige	2006
602.	Sleuth	1972
601.	Cinema Paradiso	1988
600.	Koyaanisqatsi	1982
599.	Killer of Sheep	1978
598.	Saturday Night Fever	1977
597.	Now You See Me	2013
596.	Le Samouraï	1967
595.	Repulsion	1965
594.	Shane	1953
593.	The Merchant of Four Seasons	1972
592.	Before the Devil Knows You're Dead	2007
591.	The Manchurian Candidate	1962
590.	Monsieur Verdoux	1947
589.	Rififi	1955
588.	Chef	2014
587.	A Wednesday	2008
586.	Room	2015
585.	The Nice Guys	2016
584.	Her	2013
583.	A Trip to the Moon	1898
582.	I Spit on Your Grave	1978
581.	Star Trek: First Contact	1996
580.	House of Flying Daggers	2004
579.	In Bruges	2008
578.	Titanic	1997
577.	The Spirit of the Beehive	1973
576.	Aparajito	1956
575.	I Don't Want to Be a Man	1918
574.	The Idiots	1998
573.	Borat	2006
572.	Sicario	2015
571.	The Grand Budapest Hotel	2014
570.	The Life of Emile Zola	1937
569.	The Fifth Element	1997
568.	Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid	1969
567.	Pinocchio	1940
566.	Brother	1997
565.	21 Grams	2003
564.	Gandhi	1982
563.	The Incredibles	2004
562.	Branded to Kill	1967
561.	The Lobster	2015
560.	Ninotchka	1939
559.	Fanny and Alexander	1982
558.	Oedipus Rex	1967
557.	Kings of the Road	1976
556.	Enter the Dragon	1973
555.	Hotel Rwanda	2004
554.	Warrior	2011
553.	The Salvation	2014
552.	Bugs Bunny Gets the Boid	1942
551.	Amores Perros	2000
550.	Dark City	1998
549.	GoldenEye	1995
548.	Rope	1948
547.	A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence	2014
546.	Fiddler on the Roof	1971
545.	Slumdog Millionaire	2008
544.	East of Eden	1955
543.	The Rocky Horror Picture Show	1975
542.	The Marriage of Maria Braun	1979
541.	The Conversation	1974
540.	2046	2046
539.	Black Swan	2010
538.	Pi	1998
537.	About Schmidt	2002
536.	V for Vendetta	2005
535.	Dog Days	2001
534.	The Artist	2011
533.	Fireworks	1997
532.	Total Recall	1990
531.	Fury	2014
530.	Run Lola Run	1998
529.	It's Such a Beautiful Day	2012
528.	Rain Man	1988
527.	Drive	2011
526.	A Serious Man	2009
525.	Midnight in Paris	2011
524.	Crazy, Stupid, Love.	2011
523.	Moneyball	2011
522.	The Martian	2015
521.	Limitless	2011
520.	Goldfinger	1964
519.	Steamboat Bill, Jr.	1928
518.	The Edge	1997
517.	The Pink Panther	1963
516.	Gran Torino	2008
515.	Paisan	1946
514.	Encounters at the End of the World	2007
513.	Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory	1971
512.	Summer with Monika	1953
511.	Ocean's Eleven	2001
510.	Short Cuts	1993
509.	Kwaidan	1964
508.	Trouble in Paradise	1932
507.	The Untouchables	1987
506.	Trading Places	1983
505.	Match Point	2005
504.	All That Jazz	1979
503.	Hunger	2008
502.	Let the Right One In	2008
501.	Winter Light	1963
500.	Sideways	2004
499.	The Band's Visit	2007
498.	Shadow of a Doubt	1943
497.	Arsenic and Old Lace	1944
496.	Oliver Twist	1948
495.	Nashville	1975
494.	Apocalypto	2006
493.	The Elephant Man	1980
492.	The Wolf of Wall Street	2013
491.	Zodiac	2007
490.	All About My Mother	1999
489.	Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse	1991
488.	Aliens	1986
487.	A Woman Under the Influence	1974
486.	Diabolique	1955
485.	Network	1976
484.	12 Years a Slave	2013
483.	Gimme Shelter	1970
482.	Prisoners	2013
481.	King Kong	2005
480.	Roman Holiday	1953
479.	Mutiny on the Bounty	1935
478.	The Counterfeiters	2007
477.	Night and Fog	1956
476.	The Lady Eve	1941
475.	Inside Llewyn Davis	2013
474.	Alexander Nevsky	1938
473.	Dawn of the Dead	2004
472.	The Deer Hunter	1978
471.	Maria Full of Grace	2004
470.	Masculin Féminin	1966
469.	American Splendor	2003
468.	The Bourne Identity	2002
467.	Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner	2001
466.	Chariots of Fire	1981
465.	Judgment at Nuremberg	1961
464.	Donnie Darko	2001
463.	My Life to Live	1962
462.	A Short Film About Killing	1988
461.	Battle Royale	2000
460.	Close-Up	1990
459.	Jackie Brown	1997
458.	The Master	2012
457.	Dancer in the Dark	2000
456.	Fantastic Mr. Fox	2009
455.	Gosford Park	2001
454.	Punch-Drunk Love	2002
453.	The Twelve Tasks of Asterix	1976
452.	Touch of Evil	1958
451.	Bimbo's Initiation	1931
450.	Elephant	2003
449.	The Young Girls of Rochefort	1967
448.	The Seashell and the Clergyman	1928
447.	Man with a Movie Camera	1929
446.	Rome, Open City	1945
445.	The French Connection	1971
444.	Skyfall	2012
443.	Open Range	2003
442.	El Topo	1970
441.	The Endurance	2000
440.	The Sixth Sense	1999
439.	The Lion King	1994
438.	The Big Heat	1953
437.	His Girl Friday	1940
436.	Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan	1982
435.	Mommy	2014
434.	Dazed and Confused	1993
433.	Naked Lunch	1991
432.	L'Age d'Or	1930
431.	The Maltese Falcon	1941
430.	Europa	1991
429.	Witness for the Prosecution	1957
428.	Do the Right Thing	1989
427.	Howl's Moving Castle	2004
426.	Children of Paradise	1945
425.	The Thin Man	1934
424.	Blood Simple.	1984
423.	Wings of Desire	1987
422.	Dial M for Murder	1954
421.	Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters	1985
420.	The Trial	1962
419.	Belle de Jour	1967
418.	Ivan the Terrible, Part I	1945
417.	Time of the Gypsies	1988
416.	Captain Phillips	2013
415.	The Magnificent Ambersons	1942
414.	Starship Troopers	1997
413.	Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom	1975
412.	Nashville	1975
411.	Vivre sa vie	1962
410.	Gangs of New York	2002
409.	Pink Floyd: The Wall	1982
408.	Snatch	2000
407.	Superman	1978
406.	Catch-22	1970
405.	The Last Picture Show	1971
404.	Midnight Cowboy	1969
403.	City of God	2002
402.	The Ten Commandments	1956
401.	The Kid	1921
400.	The Party	1968
399.	Ghostbusters	1984
398.	Monster	2003
397.	Million Dollar Baby	2004
396.	Cool Hand Luke	1967
395.	Princess Mononoke	1997
394.	A Fistful of Dollars	1964
393.	Stroszek	1977
392.	Decapitation in Turkey	1904
391.	Nightcrawler	2014
390.	Cat on a Hot Tin Roof	1958
389.	Mother's Day	1993
388.	The Nights of Cabiria	1957
387.	From Here to Eternity	1953
386.	Incendies	2010
385.	Top Hat	1935
384.	The Punch Bowl	1944
383.	MASH	1970
382.	On the Waterfront	1954
381.	Manchester by the Sea	2016
380.	Gone Girl	2014
379.	Rush	2013
378.	Shutter Island	2010
377.	Borgman	2013
376.	The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari	1920
375.	Ordet	1955
374.	The Salesman	2016
373.	The Game	1997
372.	Moonlight	2016
371.	La La Land	2016
370.	Days of Heaven	1978
369.	Ex Machina	2014
368.	Boyhood	2014
367.	Moonrise Kingdom	2012
366.	The Wrestler	2008
365.	Iron Man	2008
364.	Playtime	1967
363.	Platoon	1986
362.	Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol	2011
361.	The Hidden Fortress	1958
360.	Melancholia	2011
359.	Chinatown	1974
358.	A History of Violence	2005
357.	Léon: The Professional	1994
356.	High and Low	1963
355.	Napoleon	1927
354.	Deliverance	1972
353.	RoboCop	1987
352.	An American in Paris	1951
351.	City of Women	1980
350.	The Social Network	2010
349.	The Terminator	1984
348.	Ratatouille	2007
347.	Edge of Tomorrow	2014
346.	King Kong	1933
345.	Minority Report	2002
344.	The Illusionist	2006
343.	Broken Flowers	2005
342.	House of Games	1987
341.	The Phantom of Liberty	1974
340.	Pan's Labyrinth	2006
339.	Rocco and His Brothers	1960
338.	A Trip to the Moon	1902
337.	The Dark Knight	2008
336.	Erin Brockovich	2000
335.	Groundhog Day	1993
334.	The NeverEnding Story	1984
333.	Little Miss Sunshine	2006
332.	Inland Empire	2006
331.	Brokeback Mountain	2005
330.	Head-On	2004
329.	Pickpocket	1959
328.	Dances with Wolves	1990
327.	Braveheart	1995
326.	Three Colors: Red	1994
325.	Birdman	2014
324.	Oldboy	2003
323.	The Thing	1982
322.	Lost in Translation	2003
321.	Memories of Murder	2003
320.	Antarctica: A Year on Ice	2013
319.	The Five Obstructions	2003
318.	The Pianist	2002
317.	Duck Amuck	1953
316.	A Separation	2011
315.	The Earrings of Madame de...	1953
314.	The Kiss	1900
313.	The Cranes Are Flying	1957
312.	Unforgiven	1992
311.	The Mother and the Whore	1973
310.	Back to the Future	1985
309.	The Experiment	2001
308.	The Blues Brothers	1980
307.	Carrie	1976
306.	Three Colors: Blue
305.	Synecdoche, New York	2008
304.	Before Sunset	2004
303.	La Strada	1954
302.	The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance	1962
301.	Kagemusha	1980
300.	Badlands	1973
299.	The Name of the Rose	1986
298.	Being John Malkovich	1999
297.	Manderlay	2005
296.	The Piano Teacher	2001
295.	Y Tu Mamá También	2001
294.	The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou	2004
293.	Videodrome	1983
292.	Monsieur Hulot's Holiday	1953
291.	Gravity	2013
290.	The Human Condition I: No Greater Love	1959
289.	The Green Mile	1999
288.	Life of Pi	2012
287.	L.A. Confidential	1997
286.	Children of Men	2006
285.	Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind	2004
284.	Dressed to Kill	1980
283.	Memento	2000
282.	Holy Motors	2012
281.	Gladiator	2000
280.	Rushmore	1998
279.	Good Will Hunting	1997
278.	Alphaville	1965
277.	The Philadelphia Story	1940
276.	The Man from Earth	2007
275.	Airplane!	1980
274.	Quest for Fire	1981
273.	Freaks	1932
272.	Se7en	1995
271.	Crimson Tide	1995
270.	Toy Story	1995
269.	To Kill a Mockingbird	1962
268.	Heat	1995
267.	American Beauty	1999
266.	My Neighbor Totoro	1988
265.	Le Cercle Rouge	1970
264.	The Shawshank Redemption	1994
263.	A Man for All Seasons	1966
262.	Russian Ark	2002
261.	Into the Wild	2007
260.	Fight Club	1999
259.	Ace in the Hole	1951
258.	Master and Commander	2003
257.	Strike	1925
256.	Simon of the Desert	1965
255.	Boogie Nights	1997
254.	Down by Law	1986
253.	The Hunt for Red October	1990
252.	Stranger Than Paradise	1984
251.	No Man's Land	2001
250.	Wild Tales	2014
249.	McCabe & Mrs. Miller	1971
248.	Buena Vista Social Club	1999
247.	Hero	2002
246.	The Exorcist	1973
245.	La Jetée	1962
244.	Dersu Uzala	1975
243.	Reservoir Dogs	1992
242.	Fitzcarraldo	1982
241.	Cries & Whispers	1972
240.	The Birds	1963
239.	The African Queen	1951
238.	Toni Erdmann	2016
237.	Rio Bravo	1959
236.	Annie Hall	1977
235.	In the Realm of the Senses	1976
234.	Cleo from 5 to 7	1962
233.	Django Unchained	2012
232.	Mulholland Dr.	2001
231.	Ali: Fear Eats the Soul	1974
230.	Moon	2009
229.	Whiplash	2014
228.	Dirty Harry	1971
227.	The Wild Bunch	1969
226.	The Great Dictator	1940
225.	Double Indemnity	1944
224.	The Graduate	1967
223.	Satantango	1994
222.	In the Mood for Love	2000
221.	Blow-Up	1966
220.	Why Does Herr R. Run Amok?	1970
219.	The Leopard	1963
218.	Beauty and the Beast	1946
217.	Sullivan's Travels	1941
216.	This Is Spinal Tap	1984
215.	The Tree of Life	2011
214.	All Quiet on the Western Front	1930
213.	Entr'acte	1924
212.	Yi Yi	2000
211.	A.I. Artificial Intelligence	2001
210.	Our Hospitality	1923
209.	Nosferatu	1922
208.	Ugetsu	1953
207.	Mad Max: Fury Road	2015
206.	The Triplets of Belleville	2003
205.	Ivan's Childhood	1962
204.	Yojimbo	1961
203.	To Be or Not to Be	1942
202.	Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas	1998
201.	The Big Short	2015
200.	The River	1951
199.	Ben-Hur	1959
198.	The Lives of Others	2006
197.	Caché	2005
196.	Modern Times	1936
195.	Hiroshima Mon Amour	1959
194.	Crimes and Misdemeanors	1989
193.	Rosemary's Baby	1968
192.	The Sun	2005
191.	Throne of Blood	1957
190.	25th Hour	2002
189.	Pather Panchali	1955
188.	Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade	1989
187.	A Day in the Country	1936
186.	The Silence of the Lambs	1991
185.	Weekend	1967
184.	American Psycho	2000
183.	Requiem for a Dream	2000
182.	The Exterminating Angel	1962
181.	The Gold Rush	1925
180.	Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon	2000
179.	Black Cat, White Cat	1998
178.	The Thin Red Line	1998
177.	American History X	1998
176.	Downfall	2004
175.	Kill Bill: Vol. 1	2003
174.	The Princess Bride	1987
173.	District 9	2009
172.	Easy Rider	1969
171.	The 400 Blows	1959
170.	Touching the Void	2003
169.	Funny Games	1997
168.	Au Hasard Balthazar	1966
167.	All About Eve	1950
166.	Trainspotting	1996
165.	The Sting	1973
164.	A Man Escaped	1956
163.	The Bridge on the River Kwai	1957
162.	True Lies	1994
161.	The Young and the Damned	1950
160.	Black Hawk Down	2001
159.	Schindler's List	1993
158.	F for Fake	1973
157.	Jaws	1975
156.	Ikiru	1952
155.	Blue Velvet	1986
154.	1984	1984
153.	Saving Private Ryan	1998
152.	Blade Runner	1982
151.	E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial	1982
150.	The Shining	1980
149.	The Umbrellas of Cherbourg	1964
148.	Fantastic Planet	1973
147.	Victoria	2015
146.	The Fall	2006
145.	Last Year at Marienbad	1961
144.	La Soufrière	1977
143.	Adaptation.	2002
142.	The Holy Mountain	1973
141.	Jesus Christ Superstar	1973
140.	Mean Streets	1973
139.	No Country for Old Men	2007
138.	The Conformist	1970
137.	Gone with the Wind	1939
136.	Once Upon a Time in the West	1968
135.	Delicatessen	1991
134.	Andrei Rublev	1966
133.	Jules and Jim	1962
132.	Rebecca	1940
131.	WALL·E	2008
130.	Hard to Be a God	2013
129.	M	1931
128.	Nostalgia	1983
127.	The Hunt	2012
126.	Spartacus	1960
125.	Some Like It Hot	1959
124.	Brazil	1985
123.	12 Angry Men	1957
122.	Wild Strawberries	1957
121.	North by Northwest	1959
120.	The Treasure of the Sierra Madre	1948
119.	Bicycle Thieves	1948
118.	Ashes and Diamonds	1958
117.	Black Narcissus	1947
116.	The Red Shoes	1948
115.	A Fish Called Wanda	1988
114.	Alien	1979
113.	The Departed	2006
112.	Metropolis	1927
111.	Sunrise	1927
110.	The Night of the Hunter	1955
109.	Barton Fink	1991
108.	Sunrise	1926
107.	Un Chien Andalou	1929
106.	It Happened One Night	1934
105.	The Great Escape	1963
104.	Battleship Potemkin	1925
103.	Festen	1998
102.	The Act of Killing	2012
101.	Grizzly Man	2005
100.	Inglourious Basterds	2009
99.	The Big Lebowski	1998
98.	Brief Encounter	1945
97.	Seven Samurai	1954
96.	Late Spring	1949
95.	The General	1926
94.	Breathless	1960
93.	Casino	1995
92.	Singin' in the Rain	1952
91.	Fantasia	1940
90.	The Battle of Algiers	1966
89.	The Rules of the Game	1939
88.	Shoah	1985
87.	The Mirror	1975
86.	L'Atalante	1934
85.	Full Metal Jacket	1987
84.	Almost Famous	2000
83.	Underground	1995
82.	Dogville	2003
81.	Monty Python and the Holy Grail	1975
80.	Vertigo	1958
79.	Amélie	2001
78.	Werckmeister Harmonies	2000
77.	Fellini's Satyricon	1969
76.	Rocky	1976
75.	The Adventures of Prince Achmed	1926
74.	The Fly	1986
73.	Spirited Away	2001
72.	Star Wars Trilogy	1977
71.	The Matrix	1999
70.	The Good, the Bad and the Ugly	1966
69.	Eyes Wide Shut	1999
68.	Amarcord	1973
67.	Once Upon a Time in America	1984
66.	Fargo	1996
65.	Ran	1985
64.	Magnolia	1999
63.	The Awful Truth	1937
62.	Life Is Beautiful	1997
61.	Breaking the Waves	1996
60.	Jurassic Park	1993
59.	Twelve Monkeys	1995
58.	Forrest Gump	1994
57.	The Message	1976
56.	One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest	1975
55.	Manhattan	1979
54.	The Wizard of Oz	1939
53.	The Apartment	1960
52.	Contempt	1963
51.	Raging Bull	1980
50.	My Darling Clementine	1946
49.	Girls in Uniform	1931
48.	Goodfellas	1990
47.	Pulp Fiction	1994
46.	There Will Be Blood	2007
45.	Paris, Texas	1984
44.	Scarface	1983
43.	Raiders of the Lost Ark	1981
42.	Stalker	1979
41.	Dr. Strangelove	1964
40.	The Passion of Joan of Arc	1928
39.	Lord of the Rings Trilogy	2001
38.	Patton	1970
37.	The Godfather Duology	1972
36.	A Clockwork Orange	1971
35.	Tokyo Story	1953
34.	High Noon	1952
33.	Safety Last!	1923
32.	The Searchers	1956
31.	Rashomon	1950
30.	Barry Lyndon	1975
29.	8½	1963
28.	Persona	1966
27.	Apocalypse Now	1979
26.	Amadeus	1984
25.	The Seventh Seal	1957
24.	Solaris	1972
23.	Life of Brian	1979
22.	City Lights	1931
21.	Taxi Driver	1976
20.	It's a Wonderful Life	1946
19.	Terminator 2	1991
18.	Aguirre, the Wrath of God	1972
17.	La Dolce Vita	1960
16.	Viridiana	1961
15.	Notorious	1946
14.	Sherlock Jr.	1924
13.	Sunset Blvd.	1950
12.	Das Boot	1981
11.	Psycho	1960
10.	La Grande Illusion	1937
9.	Chimes at Midnight	1965
8.	Paths of Glory	1957
7.	The Third Man	1949
6.	Come and See	1985
5.	Casablanca	1942
4.	Rear Window	1954
3.	Lawrence of Arabia	1962
2.	2001: A Space Odyssey	1968
1.	Citizen Kane	1941

What are you most looking forward to for the month of February?
Please include links to the event info if possible.

• Fri February 1
  • 10 AM – 11:30 AM Olean Public Library Nutrition and Parenting Skills Workshop
  • 10:30 AM – 12 PM Allegany State Park Cross Country Ski Tours at Allegany State Park
  • 11 AM – 12 PM Bradford Area Public Library Story Seekers
  • 5 PM – 9 PM Grand Slam Games & Comics Friday Night Magic - Modern
  • 7 PM – 10:30 PM Balloons Restaurant & Nightclub Darkwater Duo
  • 8 PM – 11 PM Union Whiskey John Grey returns to Friday night at Union Whiskey 2/1/19 at 8PM
  • 8 PM – 12 AM The Pub Karaoke Night at The Pub
  • 9:30 PM Madigan's Ellicottville NY Soular Plexus at Madigans, Eliicottville
  • 9:30 PM – 12:30 AM The City Line MMOC at City Line, Feb. 1st
  • 10 PM – 1 AM Balloons Restaurant & Nightclub Balloons w/ Evan Dillon (solo)
• Sat February 2
  • 6 AM – 10 PM Holiday Valley Resort Holiday Valley Ski Trip
  • 7:30 AM – 10 AM Cuba American Legion Auxiliary Post # 655 Monthly All You Can Eat Breakfast
  • 8:30 AM – 10 AM Cuba VFW Post #2721 Scout week Pancake Breakfast
  • 9 AM – 3 PM Skin Tight Studio and Salon Psychic Event
  • 9 AM – 4 PM Allegany State Park Saturday, Red House Picnic Shelter
  • 9:30 AM – 11 AM Cuba Circulating Library Pancakes & PJs
  • 10 AM - 11:30 AM Pfeiffer Nature Center Exploring Winter with Pfeiffer Nature Center
  • 10 AM – 12 PM Ischua Valley Country Club Franklinville Little League Baseball and Softball signups
  • 11 AM – 6 PM Holiday Valley Resort Holiday Valley Alumni Ski Event
  • 12 PM – 12:50 PM Heart Shaped Paws Dog Training Group Puppy Class
  • 2 PM – 2:50 PM Heart Shaped Paws Dog Training Group Basic Obedience Level 2
  • 2 PM – 6 PM Eldred American Legion Post 887 Spaghetti Dinner
  • 3 PM – 3:50 PM Heart Shaped Paws Dog Training Group Basic Obedience Level 1
  • 3 PM – 7 PM Ellicottville Distillery Groundhog Day at Ellicottville Distillery
  • 3:30 PM – 6 PM E-Ville Spirits and Wines Free Wine Tasting
  • 3:30 PM – 7:30 PM Seneca Allegany Resort & Casino Back to Rock the River Bar!
  • 4:30 PM – 9:30 PM Eldred Borough VFD BINGO
  • 6 PM – 8 PM Adventure Bound onthefly Group Snowshoe Hike
  • 6 PM – 9:30 PM Balloons Restaurant & Nightclub The Charlie Wheeler Band
  • 6 PM – 10 PM Salamanca American Legion Straight Shooter Returns to the Salamanca Legion
  • 6:30 PM – 9 PM Lewis Run Fire Dept Cabin Fever Movie Night
  • 7 PM – 8 PM Lavender Lotus Yoga New Moon Mystic YOGA Series
  • 7 PM – 10 PM The Palmer Rescheduled: Piano Rock
  • 8:30 PM – 11:30 PM Hammer Back Bar & Grill Late Night Acoustic feat Brianna Blankenship and Brad Vincent
  • 9 PM – 12 AM Union Whiskey The Haight Street Gamblers wsg/ The Wonderful Operonicon 2/2/19
  • 9 PM – 1 AM St. Stephen's Club Rock The St. Stephens Club
  • 9 PM – 1 AM The Gin Mill, Ellicottville NY Hintz Of Thunder At The Gin Mill
  • 9 PM – 2 AM The City Line Karaoke Night at the City Line
  • 10 PM – 1 AM Balloons Restaurant & Nightclub Qwister / Winter Residency / Balloon's Back Bar / Feb 2nd
• Sun February 3
  • 8 AM – 11:30 AM Episcopal Church of the Ascension - Bradford Souper Bowl of Caring
  • 9:30 AM – 10 AM Four Mile Brewing Run Love Is One Love Pub Run
  • 10:30 AM – 1:30 PM New Life Fellowship - Bradford Football Sunday 2019
  • 12 PM – 3 PM The Spca In Cattaraugus County Valentine's Photos at the Cattaraugus Co. SPCA
  • 1 PM – 3 PM Quinn's Wake CCLP February Meeting
  • 2 PM – 4 PM The Palmer Back In The Day with Kirk McWhorter
  • 3 PM – 11 PM Players Downtown Super Bowl Party & Sunday Funday
  • 3 PM – 11 PM Villaggio Super Sunday
  • 5 PM Finnerty's Tap Room EVL’s Official Super Bowl Party
  • 5 PM – 9 PM Open Arms Community Church OA Annual Big Game Party
  • 5:45 PM Hillside Wesleyan Church Super Football Sunday
• Mon February 4
  • 10 AM – 10:30 AM Cuba Circulating Library Baby Storytime
  • 11 AM – 12 PM Bradford Area Public Library Story Seekers
  • 3:30 PM – 4:30 PM Olean Public Library Teen Craft (ages 13-18)
  • 5:03 PM – 8:03 PM Main Street Movie House Boy Erased
  • 5:30 PM – 7:30 PM Allegany State Park Allegany State Park Fat Bike Ride
  • 6:30 PM – 7:30 PM Olean Public Library Investigation Stations
  • 6:30 PM – 7:30 PM Cuba Circulating Library Anime Club
  • 7 PM – 8 PM Lavender Lotus Yoga Prenatal Yoga and Mamas' Tea Circle
• Tue February 5
  • 10 AM – 11 AM Olean Public Library Stories and More
  • 10:30 AM – 12:30 PM University of Pittsburgh at Bradford Health Careers Job Fair
  • 3:30 PM – 4:30 PM Olean Public Library J-Pop Club (Ages 13-18)
  • 4:30 PM – 6 PM Allegany State Park Sunset Snowshoe Hike
  • 6 PM – 8 PM Olean Public Library Leave No Trace (Best of 2018 Film Series)
  • 7 PM – 8 PM Pitt-Bradford Arts Erth's Prehistoric Aquarium Adventure
  • 7 PM – 9 PM The Palmer Team Trivia Nght
• Wed February 6
  • 10 AM – 11 AM Olean Public Library Mother Goose Storytime
  • 12 PM – 1 PM Positive Moves Consulting Wellness Wednesday
  • 3:30 PM – 4:30 PM Olean Public Library Investigation Stations
  • 6 PM – 7 PM Bradford Area Public Library Evening Storytime
  • 6 PM – 7:30 PM Allegany State Park Outdoor Adventure Cross Country Ski and Social at ASP
  • 6 PM – 9 PM Union Whiskey Double Trouble ~ Dave & Andy Wednesday Feb 6th 6:00PM
  • 7 PM – 8:15 PM Lavender Lotus Yoga Wednesday Night Ashtanga Flow
• Thu February 7
  • 10 AM – 11 AM Olean Public Library Stories and Stretches
  • 12 PM – 1 PM Greater Olean Area Chamber of Commerce L&L: Self-Defense for Business People
  • 4:30 PM – 11:30 PM Bradford Travel - Niagara Scenic Tours CATS at Shea's - a Bradford Travel Motorcoach Journey
  • 5:15 PM – 7:15 PM Hammer Back Bar & Grill Olean Area Young Professionals' February 2019 Networking Event
  • 5:30 PM – 9 PM The Palmer Open Mic Night - Live Music
  • 6 PM – 7 PM Four Mile Brewing Science On Tap "Teaching Online at St. Bonaventure"
  • 6 PM – 7:30 PM Salamanca City Central School District 2nd Grade Concert
  • 6 PM – 8 PM Don's semi Friendly Tavern Drinks & Painting at Don's Friendly Tavern!
  • 6 PM – 8:30 PM Olean Public Library MyFreeTaxes Workshop
  • 6:30 PM – 8 PM E-Ville Spirits and Wines February Educational Wine Class
  • 6:30 PM – 8:30 PM Olean Public Library Crochet, Knitting, & Crafting Group
  • 6:30 PM – 9:30 PM Villaggio Bourbon Dinner
  • 7 PM - 8:30 PM Quick Center for the Arts St. Bonaventure Maritine Performing Art Series "Scythian"
  • 7 PM – 9:30 PM Olean Public Library Booktoberfest
  • 7 PM – 10 PM St. Bonaventure University Martine Performing Arts Series (St. Bonaventure University)
  • 7 PM – 10 PM The Beefeaters Restaurant LIVE MUSIC - 2 Guys Drinking Beer
  • 7:30 PM Olean Theatre Workshop Olean Theatre Workshop presents "Little Women"
  • 8 PM – 10 PM Hammer Back Bar & Grill Trivia Night w/our host Paul Hoefler
• Fri February 8
  • 8 AM – 4 PM Holiday Valley Resort Holiday Valley Mountain Ski Fest
  • 10 AM – 11:30 AM Olean Public Library Nutrition and Parenting Skills Workshop
  • 10:30 AM – 12 PM Allegany State Park Cross Country Ski Tours at Allegany State Park
  • 11 AM – 12 PM Bradford Area Public Library Story Seekers
  • 5 PM – 9 PM Grand Slam Games & Comics Friday Night Magic - Standard
  • 6 PM – 8 PM Her House Abigail John's PartyLite Event
  • 6 PM – 9 PM John J. Ash Community Center Open Jam
  • 6 PM – 12 AM Holiday Valley Resort YSC Weekend Ski Trip: Holiday Valley
  • 7 PM – 10:30 PM Balloons Restaurant & Nightclub Marshmellow Overcoat
  • 7:30 PM Olean Theatre Workshop Olean Theatre Workshop presents "Little Women"
  • 10 PM – 1 AM Balloons Restaurant & Nightclub Last Call Duo / Balloon's Back Bar / February 8th
• Sat February 9
  • 5 AM – 4 PM Holiday Valley Resort ICSC Bus Trip to Holiday Valley
  • 8 AM – 11 AM Olean Family YMCA Dreadmill 5K
  • 8 AM – 9:30 AM Salamanca.FM Men's Breakfast
  • 8:30 AM – 10 AM Hillside Wesleyan Church Men's Breakfast
  • 8:30 AM Holiday Valley Resort YSC Weekend Ski Trip: Holiday Valley
  • 9 AM – 1 PM St. Bonaventure HEOP HEOP Professional/Alumni Luncheon
  • 9 AM – 4 PM Allegany State Park Saturday, Red House Picnic Shelter
  • 9:30 AM Seneca Allegany Resort & Casino National Recording Artist JB Aaron At Seneca Allegany Casino
  • 11 AM – 2 PM Ellicottville, New York Trail #436 - SKASH
  • 12 PM – 12:50 PM Heart Shaped Paws Dog Training Group Puppy Class
  • 12 PM – 11 PM Bradford Vets Club Vet Jam 2019
  • 1 PM – 2 PM Bradford Vets Club Second Act
  • 1 PM – 4 PM Seneca-Iroquois National Museum Hand Drum Contest
  • 2 PM – 2:50 PM Heart Shaped Paws Dog Training Group Basic Obedience Level 2
  • 3 PM – 3:50 PM Heart Shaped Paws Dog Training Group Basic Obedience Level 1
  • 3:30 PM – 6 PM E-Ville Spirits and Wines Free Wine Tasting
  • 4 PM – 7 PM 25 S Main St Portville Fire Department Steak Bake
  • 5 PM – 8 PM Bartlett Country Club Love (and Music) is in the Air
  • 5 PM – 9 PM Moonwinks Restaurant and Lounge Sweetheart STEAK BAKE
  • 6 PM – 9:30 PM Balloons Restaurant & Nightclub Rebecca and the Soul Shakers
  • 6 PM – 10 PM Madigan's Ellicottville NY The RiG at Madigan's
  • 7 PM St. Stephen's Club Live Music with Straight Shooters
  • 7 PM Finnerty's Tap Room The Jay McDonnell Duo comes to FTR!
  • 7 PM Seneca Allegany Resort & Casino Chicks with Hits: Terri Clark, Pam Tillis & Suzy Bogguss
  • 7 PM – 10 PM Salamanca, New York Seneca Allegany Resort & Casino Event Center
  • 7:30 PM Olean Theatre Workshop Olean Theatre Workshop presents "Little Women"
  • 8:30 PM – 11:30 PM Hammer Back Bar & Grill Late Night Acoustic feat The Chumps
  • 9 PM – 11 PM The Beefeaters Restaurant Comedy Night - Afterwords Club at Beefeaters
  • 9 PM – 11:59 PM Union Whiskey Those Guys at Union Whisky
  • 9 PM – 1 AM Hickey Tavern Rockabilly Steve And BR3 Return To The Hickey Tavern!
  • 9 PM – 2 AM The City Line Karaoke Night at the City Line
• Sun February 10
  • 8:30 AM – 9:45 PM Holiday Valley Resort YSC Weekend Ski Trip: Holiday Valley
  • 9 AM – 12:30 PM Bradford Area Lions Club Rotary Club of Bradford Pancake Breakfast
  • 10 AM – 4 PM Save a Lot Baked Goods Sale
  • 12 PM – 4 PM Marilla Reservoir 2019 Marilla Winter Trek
  • 2 PM Olean Theatre Workshop Olean Theatre Workshop presents "Little Women"
  • 2 PM – 4 PM The Palmer I love That Good Old Rock & Roll
• Mon February 11
  • 7 AM – 3 PM Salamanca City Central School District Winter Weekend 2019
  • 10 AM – 10:30 AM Cuba Circulating Library Baby Storytime
  • 11 AM – 12 PM Bradford Area Public Library Story Seekers
  • 2 PM – 3:30 PM Olean Public Library Craft Class: How to Bend Wire
  • 5:30 PM – 7:30 PM Main Street Movie House Widows
  • 5:30 PM – 7:30 PM Allegany State Park Allegany State Park Fat Bike Ride
  • 7 PM – 8 PM Lavender Lotus Yoga Prenatal Yoga and Mamas' Tea Circle
• Tue February 12
  • 7 AM – 3 PM Salamanca City Central School District Winter Weekend 2019
  • 4:30 PM – 6 PM Allegany State Park Sunset Snowshoe Hike
  • 6 PM – 8 PM Olean Public Library First Reformed (Best of 2018 Film Series)
  • 6:30 PM – 9:30 PM Otto-EldredElementarySchool February School Board Meeting
• Wed February 13
  • 7 AM – 3 PM Salamanca City Central School District Winter Weekend 2019
  • 10:30 AM – 2:30 PM Christ United Methodist Church, Olean Community Social Respite-Olean
  • 12 PM – 1 PM Positive Moves Consulting Wellness Wednesday
  • 3:30 PM – 4:30 PM Olean Public Library Rainbow Alliance
  • 5 PM John William's European Pastry Shop John William's European Pastry Shop bake and take party
  • 6 PM – 7 PM Bradford Area Public Library Best Baby Playgroup
  • 6 PM – 7 PM Bradford Area Public Library Evening Storytime
  • 6 PM – 7:30 PM Salamanca City Central School District All Chorus Concert (Grades 4-12)
  • 7 PM – 8 PM Salamanca City Central School District Staff vs. Sheriff Basketball Game
  • 7 PM – 8:15 PM Lavender Lotus Yoga Wednesday Night Ashtanga Flow
• Thu February 14
  • 7 AM – 3 PM Salamanca City Central School District Winter Weekend 2019
  • 8:30 AM – 4:30 PM HomeCare & Hospice 2019 Spring Bouquet Sale
  • 9 AM – 12 PM Olean Family YMCA Swizzy's Cause: Love Yourself - You Matter Event
  • 5:30 PM – 7:30 PM The Beefeaters Restaurant Jared Hill - Dinner Music on Piano
  • 6 PM – 8 PM Olean Family YMCA Movie Night at the Y
  • 6:30 PM – 8 PM Olean Public Library Galentine's Day Celebration
  • 7 PM – 10 PM The Beefeaters Restaurant LIVE MUSIC - Mick & Rick
• Fri February 15
  • 7 AM – 3 PM Salamanca City Central School District Winter Weekend 2019
  • 9 AM – 5 PM Holimont Ski Resort Ellcotville, New York Annual Ski Outing
  • 9:30 AM – 4:20 PM HoliMont CEL Ski Day
  • 10 AM – 11:30 AM Olean Public Library Nutrition and Parenting Skills Workshop
  • 10:30 AM – 12 PM Allegany State Park Cross Country Ski Tours at Allegany State Park
  • 11 AM – 12 PM Bradford Area Public Library Story Seekers
  • 5 PM – 7:30 PM Olean Coffee Co-op Open Forum/Open Mic
  • 5 PM – 9 PM Grand Slam Games & Comics Friday Night Magic - Standard
  • 7 PM – 9 PM The Palmer Forever Plaid
  • 7 PM – 10:30 PM Balloons Restaurant & Nightclub Black Widow
  • 8 PM – 12 AM The Pub Karaoke Night at The Pub
  • 9 PM – 1:45 AM Corner Bar & Restaurant Bradford Winter BASH! 9pm at The Corner Bar (UPSTAIRS)
  • 10 PM – 1 AM Balloons Restaurant & Nightclub Owen Eichensehr / Balloon's Back Bar / February 15th
• Sat February 16
  • 9 AM – 4 PM Allegany State Park Saturday, Red House Picnic Shelter
  • 12 PM – 1 PM Bradford Area Public Library Blending East and West - A better way to Health & Wellness
  • 12 PM – 1:50 PM Heart Shaped Paws Dog Training Group Puppy Class
  • 1 PM – 6 PM Grand Slam Games & Comics Ravnica Weekend: Ravnica Allegiance
  • 2 PM – 2:50 PM Heart Shaped Paws Dog Training Group Basic Obedience Level 2
  • 3 PM – 3:50 PM Heart Shaped Paws Dog Training Group Basic Obedience Level 1
  • 5:30 PM – 9:30 PM Madigan's Ellicottville NY Q Phunk Live at Madigans
  • 6 PM – 9:30 PM Balloons Restaurant & Nightclub B.D. Lenz Trio
  • 7 PM – 9 PM The Palmer Forever Plaid
  • 7 PM – 10 PM The Hinsdale House Restoration Project Public Ghost Hunt - Hinsdale House W/ Amy Perry Lane
  • 8 PM – 11 PM Villaggio Jessika & The Feels Live At Villaggio!
  • 8:30 PM – 11:30 PM Hammer Back Bar & Grill Late Night Acoustic feat Jim Ronan & Jim Copeland
  • 9 PM – 12 AM Ellicottville Brewing Company MWA
  • 9 PM – 2 AM The City Line Karaoke Night at the City Line
  • 11 PM Bradford, Pennsylvania Bradford Women's March
• Sun February 17
  • 11:30 AM – 2:30 PM Villaggio Rock Autism Brunch
  • 2 PM – 4 PM The Palmer Forever Plaid
  • 3 PM - 4:30 PM Quick Center for the Arts Friends of Good Music presents "Ebony and Ivory" with the WNY Chamber Orchestra
  • 5 PM – 8 PM Ellicottville Brewing Company Tim Britt
• Mon February 18
  • 10 AM – 12 PM Neighborhood School of Dance Dracula's Resort Camp!
  • 11 AM – 12 PM Bradford Area Public Library Story Seekers
  • 5:30 PM – 7:30 PM Main Street Movie House The Mule
  • 7 PM – 9 PM The Palmer Deconstructing The Beatles
• Tue February 19
  • 11 AM – 10 PM Little Caesars Pizza Little Caesar’s Pizza Fundraiser
  • 12:30 PM – 1:30 PM Olean Public Library Brown Bag Book Club - “Close Enough to Touch" by Colleen Oakley
  • 1 PM – 4 PM The Palmer Talk of The Town
  • 4:30 PM – 6 PM Allegany State Park Sunset Snowshoe Hike
  • 6 PM – 8 PM Olean Public Library BlacKkKlansman (Best of 2018 Film Series)
• Wed February 20
  • 12 PM – 1 PM Positive Moves Consulting Wellness Wednesday
  • 5 PM – 8 PM Cuba VFW Post #2721 Chicken and Biscuit Dinner
  • 5:30 PM – 7 PM Olean Public Library Board of Trustees Meeting
  • 6 PM – 7 PM Bradford Area Public Library Evening Storytime
  • 6:30 PM – 8 PM Olean Public Library Shelf Space Book Club- The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss
• Thu February 21
  • 10 AM – 5 PM Seneca Allegany Resort & Casino Seneca Allegany Casino
  • 6 PM – 9 PM 23 E Washington St, Bradford, PA 16701-1232, United States Paint your Pet Portrait
  • 7 PM – 10 PM The Beefeaters Restaurant LIVE MUSIC - Ronan & Copeland with Kylie Geci
  • 7:30 PM – 9:30 PM Don's semi Friendly Tavern Don's Semi-Friendly Open Mic
  • 8 PM – 10 PM Hammer Back Bar & Grill Trivia Night w/our host Paul Hoefler
• Fri February 22
  • 9:21 AM – Feb 23 777 Seneca Allegany Blvd OVN Vet Village Project
  • 10 AM – 11:30 AM Olean Public Library Nutrition and Parenting Skills Workshop
  • 10:30 AM – 12 PM Allegany State Park Cross Country Ski Tours at Allegany State Park
  • 11 AM – 12 PM Bradford Area Public Library Story Seekers
  • 3:30 PM – 4:30 PM Olean Public Library Around the World
  • 5 PM – 9 PM Grand Slam Games & Comics Friday Night Magic - Standard
  • 6 PM – 9 PM Olean Coffee Co-op Those Guys, Kirk Windus, & Taylor Brinker
  • 6 PM – 9 PM Cuba First Baptist Church Glow Party
  • 6 PM – Feb 23 9 PM Ellicottville, New York Winter Music Jam
  • 6:30 PM – 9 PM Hillside Wesleyan Church Women's Winter Warm and Fuzzies
  • 7:30 AM – 9 PM Seneca Allegany Resort & Casino Seneca Allegany's Snocross National 2019
  • 8 PM – 11 PM Ellicottville Brewing Company PA Line
  • 8 PM – 12 AM The Pub Karaoke Night at The Pub
  • 8 PM – Feb 24 Tiffany's Cabaret Salamanca Official Snocross After Party
  • 10 PM – 1 AM Balloons Restaurant & Nightclub Paul Hoefler / Balloon's Back Bar / February 22nd
  • 10 PM – 2 AM Seneca Allegany Resort & Casino PassionWorks@Seneca Allegany Casino
• Sat February 23
  • Ellicottville, New York Winter Music Jam
  • 5:30 AM – 11:30 PM Holiday Valley Resort YSC Day Trip: Holiday Valley
  • 7:30 AM – 9 PM Seneca Allegany Resort & Casino Seneca Allegany's Snocross National 2019
  • 9 AM – 4 PM Allegany State Park Saturday, Red House Picnic Shelter
  • 9 AM – 6 PM Forness Park Todd Briggs 2nd Annual Coed Winter Mush ball Tourney
  • 10 AM – 3 PM Holiday Valley Resort 2019 Penguin Paddle
  • 12 PM – 1:50 PM Heart Shaped Paws Dog Training Group Puppy Class
  • 1 PM – 4 PM HoliMont FrostyCX 19
  • 1 PM – 9 PM Bradford Vets Club Her Fight is Our Fight
  • 1:30 PM – 3 PM Olean Public Library Beach Party Bash!
  • 2 PM – 2:50 PM Heart Shaped Paws Dog Training Group Basic Obedience Level 2
  • 3 PM – 4:50 PM Heart Shaped Paws Dog Training Group Basic Obedience Level 1
  • 6 PM – 8 PM Adventure Bound onthefly Group Snowshoe Hike
  • 6 PM – 8 PM Holiday Valley Resort Intense Milk Rail Jams
  • 7 PM – 10 PM The Palmer The Larry Lewicki Band
  • 8 PM – 11 PM Ellicottville Brewing Company IOT
  • 8 PM – 12 AM The Edge, Bradford Those Guys LIVE at The Edge!
  • 8:30 PM – 11:30 PM Hammer Back Bar & Grill Late Night Acoustic feat Jamie F. Ervay
  • 9 PM – 1 AM The Halfway Inn Bar & Grill Witch Hazel ROCKEN Olean, NY Feb 23
  • 9 PM – 2 AM The City Line Karaoke Night at the City Line
• Sun February 24
  • 1 PM – 3 PM The Palmer 2019 Bridal Expo
• Mon February 25
  • 10 AM – 10:30 AM Cuba Circulating Library Baby Storytime
  • 11 AM – 12 PM Bradford Area Public Library Story Seekers
  • 2 PM – 3:30 PM Olean Public Library Craft Triage
  • 3:30 PM – 4:30 PM Bradford Area Public Library Creative Share
  • 3:30 PM – 4:30 PM Cuba Circulating Library Journaling Club
  • 5:30 PM – 7:30 PM Allegany State Park Allegany State Park Fat Bike Ride
  • 6 PM – 7 PM Cuba Circulating Library Journaling Club
  • 6:30 PM – 7:30 PM Olean Public Library Investigation Stations
  • 7 PM – 8 PM Lavender Lotus Yoga Prenatal Yoga and Mamas' Tea Circle
  • 7 PM – 8 PM Cuba Circulating Library PRISM
• Tue February 26
  • 10 AM – 11 AM Olean Public Library Stories and More
  • 4 PM – 5 PM Bradford Area Public Library Chess Club
  • 4:30 PM – 6 PM Allegany State Park Sunset Snowshoe Hike
  • 6 PM – 8 PM Olean Public Library Bohemian Rhapsody (Best of 2018 Film Series)
• Wed February 27
  • 10 AM – 11 AM Olean Public Library Stories and Stretches
  • 10 AM – 11 AM Olean Public Library Mother Goose Storytime
  • 12 PM – 1 PM Positive Moves Consulting Wellness Wednesday
  • 12:30 PM – 1:30 PM Olean Public Library Book Chat
  • 3:30 PM – 4:30 PM Olean Public Library Investigation Stations
  • 3:30 PM – 4:30 PM Olean Public Library Rainbow Alliance
  • 5 PM – 7 PM Olean Family YMCA Business After Hours
  • 6 PM – 7 PM Bradford Area Public Library Evening Storytime
  • 6 PM – 9 PM Union Whiskey Union Whiskey, Olean NY
  • 7 PM – 8:15 PM Lavender Lotus Yoga Wednesday Night Ashtanga Flow
• Thu February 28
  • 3:45 PM – 4:45 PM Olean Public Library Crafternoon (ages 6-14)
  • 6:30 PM – 7:30 PM Cuba Circulating Library Grown-Up Gaming
  • 7 PM Cuba Police Department Cuba Police Department