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GTA V Problems - cant join Friends Lobbys, cant use the Casino wheel

Hey Guys,i hope you can help me.
My Problems started since the fu***ng Epic Games GTA for Free Week.
My Problems are:i cant join the games from my friends - Message: can not connect to the session
i cant use the wheel - normally i can use the wheel to take the casino price (car, money, rp and so on) but since then i have only problems. its not allowed in my region - but thats bullshit. im from germany and i dont think rockstar banned germany for the casino wheel.
when i go online in normal cases i was always in a full lobby with a lot of people but now i see only 1-3 players and thats it.

can someone help me? its really annoying.
Edit: PC Version
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"This feature is not available now. Please come back later." - What we know

Latest and likely last update: most players are reporting that after a full 7 days the ban is lifted. I'm guessing that R* is not going to give us any more information, including why the ban was put in place, if there's a timer we can see, how to avoid it, etc. Good luck to everyone.
Edit 5: After pushing Rockstar for more (being VERY nice though, support is a tough job), got this:
"We do not have any information to provide on this topic to by this time. I appreciate your patience and kind understanding in this regard. "
Edit 4: got this from Rockstar support:
“We understand that you are facing an issue with “This feature is not available now. Please come back later” while playing Casino mini games.
We would like to inform you that this is working as game intended. Players can be temporarily banned from Casino games. Players will be able to play the Casino games only after the lockout time runs out.”
I'm going to respond asking for more information, but it seems as though we aren't going to be getting anything more from them.
Edit 3: Added rumor that the ban is for 7 days based on one player stating they can gamble again after waiting exactly 7 days
Edit 2.1: A number of players report being AFK when this occurred (myself included), but it seems others were actively gambling when it happened. That said, a few are also saying they are getting weird errors with vehicle I/E and MC businesses. \*can anyone confirm if they no longer get kicked for being AFK/having issues with I/E or MC businesses***
Edit 1: Received the generic response on the ticket about being overloaded with issues, and that it's taking them longer than usual to get back to everyone. will keep people posted
There's a few different spots of information all over the web (here, GTA forums, twitter) so I wanted to consolidate the information, and keep a post alive in case anyone gets a resolution.
The Issue: Players are unable to play slots, table games, or horse race. When attempting to they get the message "This feature is not available now. Please come back later." Most users report this happening while they are playing one of the games, they are forced out, and then get this message.
Key Info:
What's Been Tried (and hasn't worked):
Rumors (take how you will)
Next Steps
I'll continue to update this post as we get more information. And will DEFINITELY respond/edit when we have a fix, or if some people start getting past this message and are able to play again. If you have any other useful information let me know. And submit a ticket. I did. I've received generic responses up to this point (as have others of you) but I'm thinking this is something that's going to be ignored, since the "lockout" period will supposedly be over at some point in time.
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Problems: Empty Lobby - Cant join Friends Game (or they cant join my game) - cant spin the Wheel... pls help

Hey Guys,i hope you can help me.
My Problems started since the fu***ng Epic Games GTA for Free Week.
My Problems are: i cant join the games from my friends - Message: can not connect to the session
i cant use the wheel - normally i can use the wheel to take the casino price (car, money, rp and so on) but since then i have only problems. its not allowed in my region - but thats bullshit. im from germany and i dont think rockstar banned germany for the casino wheel.
when i go online in normal cases i was always in a full lobby with a lot of people but now i see only 1-3 players and thats it.
can someone help me? its really annoying.
PC Version
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searching for a 4th guy doing heists this weekend (PC, UTC+1)

Hi,
we're three guys from germany trying to do a couple of heists this weekend. We've finished the humane labs heist and stopped playing gta after that. We'd really like to do all the other heists one after another up to the casino heist. Were all able to speak english around the same level, but we arent what you would call "fluent".
Just write me a message here if you're up for it or add me in the social club. My Nick is "NwieNukular".
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We all grow up eventually

A few weeks before the Diamond Casino update released, I got back to GTA Online after a very long break (almost a year).
Today I was reminded how much time in total I used to play this game, which made me remember all these good and bad memories from the last few years.


I think I could almost say I grew up with it. I started playing on October 3rd 2013 on my old PS3 system when I first got the game. It was a birthday gift when I turned 14 and used to play it almost every week at least once since then.
At that time my two best friends (twins) also got the game for their PS3 which they shared with each other. But that didn’t bother either of them nor me. In fact they got the game on release which meant they were already more experienced than I was due to single player – so naturally I was really looking forward to finally get to play with them.
I started the game, played the prologue and was so amazed by the game’s intro. The music, the setting, the graphics – it was PERFECT.
But I couldn’t lose any more time. I switched to Online as soon as possible to find my friends (at least the one of the two who was playing). I hit ‘em up on WhatsApp and told them I finally got the game and was playing the introduction, which – if you remember – didn’t immediately allow you to join your friends.
But oh boy, when I was done – shit got so real.

Now, I don’t know why and it probably won’t make sense to you, but the first time I met online with M (one of the twins, the other one we’ll call K) was hilarious as f***.
I just sat in my Dominator around Vinewood hills and saw on my map that he was getting closer pretty fast. When he reached me, he full speed drove off my right car door that was open and it flew pretty far away. I couldn’t control myself and just had to laugh. It was somehow magical to finally play this game with a friend, after being excited for it multiple months.
That was probably my prime time. It didn’t matter to us how much money we had, if somebody killed us or if we were just bad at the game in general. We played it, because it was FUN. And in school we were always talking about what to do next. It was a very memorable time and I’m very grateful for it.

Unfortunately this only lasted a year and a half before I had to leave my school and visit a new one (grades weren’t that good and I faced a few issues with one of my teachers, which was my main reason to leave).
We promised we’d stay friends forever and yeah, I still am in contact with them to this day. But I wouldn’t say we’re friends. We often got into a fight because they got themselves a tank which they used to blow me up in the middle of a session which made me – in my young age – very angry. I took the game way too serious than I want to admit. Only a few days after I left our school they pretty much lost interest in playing with me, which made me very sad for a long time (I struggled with finding new friends at my new school, which made me feel very lonely).

Luckily after a year I finally made two new good friends, one of which became my best friend still to this day (let’s call him B).
They were both playing on Xbox360 while I was “stuck” on PS3. But I was just happy that I wasn’t lonely anymore and we got to hang out regularly in real life.
After we graduated our ways parted and once again I was on a new school trying to achieve my Abitur (I live in Germany. That’s just a better graduation than the one I already had).
I stayed in contact with B and though we didn’t see each other in a long time, it didn’t break our friendship.


Then it happened – my big brother gave me his Xbox One, because he bought himself an Xbox One S.
And guess what? The game he bought for me? GTA V.

I discovered that I was able to transform my old character (who by now owned a very large amount of money through hackers/modders).
Well, not as directly as I thought. I spent an entire day buying and replacing T2s in order to lose lots of my money because Rockstar didn’t allow players with so much money transform over their characters.
Eventually I stopped at 300 million and I finally made it to next gen.

It was such a huge difference and I finally got to enjoy all the updates I missed out on which didn’t release on old gen. My brother started playing with me and I got into a second time of my life in this game. It made me appreciate it even more and I was really happy again.
At the beginning of 2018 B got himself an Xbox One as well and we finally got to play with each other. I taught him everything I knew and since he knew my brother, we made a fantastic trio online.

Now both of them slowly abandon gaming in general. My brother only occasionally plays on his Switch, while B is too busy with his girlfriend.
But all these memories – of how me and M or K took over the city with our free Elegys and driveby skills, or when we used to play missions for entire nights during summer. Or how I got to play Heists with my brother and his friends for my first time or how B and I pretty much did everything imaginable, like suiciding with a Titan into other players on the highway or when we “kidnapped” other people’s cars with the cargobob.
Sometimes I miss the simplicity the vanilla GTA Online had. Where the most expensive car was the Truffade Adder and you actually saw players robbing liquor stores.

I just wanted to share this experience with you guys, because I want to know how you guys experienced GTA Online. I’m 20 now and thinking back to all these happy days of my life really made me nostalgic.

Thanks to you all for your patience reading this.
I wish you a healthy and long life.
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My Assassin’s Creed Wishlist

Ive made an easier list below, and a way more in depth after that
  1. 70’s Era Blaxploitation Film set in Harlem/Cali
  2. Modern Day Mexico and South America, assassinating drug lords
  3. Spanish Conquest of the Aztec Empire
  4. Russian Revolution
  5. Mars colony in the future
  6. Dynastic/Gunpowder Age China
  7. Indian Empire
  8. War on Terrorism in Iraq
  9. English colonization of Australia
  10. Balkans and Ottoman Empire during Skënderbeu’s Rebellion
  11. Greaser Assassins vs Soc Templars in Urban 50’s America
  12. World War 1
  13. Holocaust and World War 2
  14. 80’s Beverly Hills High School Coming-of-Age Movie: Karate Kid
  15. The British Isles during Medieval Times
  16. Roman Republic/Empire
  17. Go to a drug lord’s secret chinese island for the cia under the guise of a martial arts contender in his yearly contest (Enter the Dragon: The Game)
  18. Noir Gangland, NYC during Roaring Twenties, Jazz Age, Prohibition Era, Great Depression
  19. Mongolian Empire
  20. Zombie apocalypse set in Canada (for the snow)
  21. Cold War in Moscow, Berlin, London, Dallas, Cuba
  22. All of North Korean history
  23. Feudal/Empirical Japan
  24. Slasher film genre set in the 80’s with you as detective
  25. Ancient Greece
  26. A Modern Day Criminal Underworld (like John Wick)
  27. American Civil War
  28. Vietnam War
  29. Viking Age in Norway, Iceland, Greenland, and Canada
  30. Post Apocalyptic Wasteland (Mad Max)
  31. Wild West and California Gold Rush
Assassin’s Creed: Blaxploitation
Fight against the system as a black brotha (afro hoods, white templars, 70’s Harlem/Cali) just kidding keep scrolling
Assassin’s Creed: Cartel
Assassinate Mexican cartel drug lords. Kind of like Sicario. Parkour through Rio roofs.
Assassin’s Creed: Conquest
You are an eagle warrior in your Aztec community, fighting off rival natives. In your travels, you meet an old man who claims to know about the assassins that came with Columbus. You go meet the assassins and learn their ways in order to defeat the rivals. You learn that conquistador Templars have taken over the expeditions and plan to invade the city of Tenochtitlan. You later visit the seer Nezahualpilli and his omens confirm your fears. You gather your faces and defend your people against the conquistadors. However, the city still falls and surrenders. You fight against Cortez’s forces. You have to defend in the Massacre of Cholula and meet Moctezuma. You are forced to leave your homeland, living in the shadows and assassinating the Spanish from afar. Weapons include macuahuitl, atlatl, javelins, war bow, slings, poisonous blowguns, spear, tomahawk, club, knife, toledo sword, lances, arquebus, crossbows, hidden obsidian dagger. Aztec instruments. You're Eagle assassin outfit consists of a beaked helmet and a long feathered cloak. Quests include scalping Templars, assassinating Templars, saving children, defending the city, stealing weapons, capturing enemies, fighting rivals, looting missionaries, saving Aztecs from slavery and punishment after the colonization. You can climb palaces and boats and temples and pyramids and hunt jaguars. You can also assassinate Pizarro.
Assassin’s Creed: Czar
You are a Cossack assassin during the Russian Empire’s last days. You notice that Nicholas II is keeping people under his complete total rule. You organize revolution in order to restart the Russian government. You assassinate the czar and the czardom is over. You fight in the February and October Revolution. Weapons include bear spear, pick, fork, knout, shashka, falchion, karabela, morningstar, broad axe, sovnya, khanjali, crossbow, and hidden blade. You can climb up the colorful spiral towers in St Petersburg. You can hunt bear in the frozen wilderness. You lead the revolution. Classical orchestra music. You wear a traditional Cossack cavalry uniform with a Russian ushanka. Name could be Zaroff and you can own some hounds.
Assassin’s Creed: Deep Space/Colony
You are an Astronaut Assassin of the Fifth Colony of Mars in 2118. Most of the population of Earth (due to polluted and cancerous air) live in the Fifth Colony, with interplanetary travel being common. The Outer Space Treaty was violated by the New Templars, reformed by the Templar Grandmaster and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk, when you find that they have made a secret hidden moonbase. The New Templars have been building a WMD. You have to infiltrate the moonbase, kill space Templars, and travel the planets in your spaceship shaped like the assassin’s creed symbol. Weapons include the hidden energy blade, lightsaber, blasters, sticky bombs, heat ray, freeze ray, sonic ray, shock ray, portal ray (easy exit, cool assassination, or to pull a Templar through so you won't alert the other guards, like pulling them into a haystack or bush), plasma grenade, lazer whip, power gauntlets (like Jacqui Briggs), circular saw, chainsword, atom slicer knife, harpoons, emp bow and arrow. Soundtrack would be electronic and space opera. You would wear an orange and white thin space suit like from the movie The Martian. The visor would be pointed and can move up and down around the glass like a hood. The astronauts cap is also pointed and the shredded cape would float in zero gravity. You wear a space walk jetpack and the exosuit can change depending on the planet, such as radiation resistant on Earth and thermal on Pluto, Mercury, etc. You can visit any of the terrestrial planets, as well as the kuiper and asteroid belt. Quests include redirecting meteors, assassinating space templars, collecting space trash, visiting a hermit on Pluto, destroy templar weapons, etc. Cool features include leap of faith into a blackhole and coming out of another. You can also climb colony bases and the asteroid belt in low/zero gravity. Danger in climbing in space is flying too high up instead of down. You can perform a floating assassination, and a portal assassination. Spaceship combat will be featured, basically like naval combat from AC4 but in three dimensions. The missions, arrows, distances, maps, and special locations would all be in-game as a JARVIS type AI inside of the assassin suit. Should be 3d if that is even possible. Based on Star Wars, Star Trek, The Martian, and other space operas.
Assassin’s Creed: Dynasty
You are a Chinese Assassin during Dynastic China. You have to assassinate Templars and parkour in the Forbidden City. Something about the Terracotta Soldiers. Weapons include the fire arrow launcher, deer horn knives, hidden sai, butterfly sword, chain whip, changdao, musket, claw sickle, bow and arrow, jian, oriental saber, shuang gou hook sword, chui mace, emeici darts, fire lance (like in mad max), guandao, staff, hand cannon, ji spear, black powder canister, meteor hammer, pump flamethrower, qiang spear, repeating crossbow, rope dart, nunchucks, wind and fire wheels, stinkpot (to clear an area of enemies and civilians), trebuchet, tonfa, branched sword, roped dragon beard hook, chinese axe, . Traditional chinese music. You wear a long hooded monk robes. You are trained by both Shaolin Temple monks and Assassins. Crouching Dragon, Hidden Tiger type parkour. Assassinate Zhang Fei
Assassin’s Creed: Empire
You are a tech support for Abstergo.com. Jk. You receive a mysterious caller, who orders you to use an Animus. You find out that you're ancestor is an Indian Assassin of the Indian Empire. You have to protect the townsfolk when the greedy Sultan wants to use a genie lamp to accomplish the goals of the Templars. Parkour in the Taj Mahal. Hidden katar, chakram, tiger claws, pata, etc. Traditional Indian music. You wear traditional robes plus a pointed turban. Kind of like the Aladdin movie which is the only thing I know about India
Assassin's Creed: Extremist
You are a US Marines Air Force SEALS CounterTerrorist Special Forces Black Ops Assassin during the War on Terrorism. ISIS is an Abstergo-funded organization. You have to defeat Abstergo and ISIS while at home and in the Middle East. Quests include defusing bombs, clearing an area, invading the homes of terrorists and assassinating them, foiling a terrorist plot, stopping Abstergo shipments, killing Templars, gathering intel, sniping ISIS, etc. You wear an army fatigue patterned cloak, a backpack, army boots, kevlar armor, and a strapped Army helmet with a tinted black visor. Weapons include grenades, flash bangs, smokes, AK’s, AR’s, sniper rifles, tactical knives, fireman axe, transparent riot shield, dual pistols, and hidden blade. Eagle vision works as night vision. TEMPLARS DID 9/11! You can assassinate people by jumping from a helicopter. You can also interrogate people in cutscenes. You can also use a drone as an eagle. Muslim prayers in the city and dramatic score for war. Winter soldier theme is an extra. Based on movies like American Sniper, Zero Dark Thirty, other war films.
Assassin’s Creed: First Fleet
You are an Aboriginal Australian. Weapons include the waddy club, the boomerang, barbed spears, hidden barbed spearhead. When the first fleet comes, an assassin aboard meets you and warns you of a devious plot back on England. The templars plan to take over the land forcefully from the Aborigines. You decide to buddy up with the englishman in order to stop the templar invasion. The story is split between the Englishman and the Aborigine, allowing you to switch between them in combat, or as backup, just like in GTA V. You eventually kill the Templar, along with his idea of invasion. Outback open world and docks. Enemy ship docking. Traditional aboriginal music. You wear traditional Aboriginal clothes. Assassinate kangaroos and koalas. Helix rift on the Great Emu War.
Assassin’s Creed: Gold Eagle
You are an Albanian assassin. When the Ottomans took over your homeland and stole you from your family, you became a janissary with Skenderbeu. You join his rebellion and leave the Ottomans to rejoin the Albanians and save it from invasion. You fight against the Ottoman to defend the “Land of the Eagles”. Weapons include the curved sword, pikes, axes, long curved sword, bow, javelin, cannons, maces, the hidden stacked blade. You can climb up the castle in Krujë. Outfit underneath is the traditional white linen robes, except the black and red embroidered vest is longer and more like an assassin’s cloak and an albanian eagle and the white cap points down to cover the face. On top is normal scale and chainmail armor and a ram headed helmet that shrouds the face. Open world mountains+castle parkour. Skenderbeu theme from the 1954 movie.
Assassin’s Creed: Greaser
You are a greaser Assassin, and you have 50’s gang fights against the soc Templars. Hidden comb. Based on The Outsiders, West Side Story, Grease, and any other 50’s greaser culture.
Assassin’s Creed: Great War
You are an Allied Assassin during the time of WW1. You hear that Franz Ferdinand will be assassinated by the Templars in hopes of starting a chain reaction leading to a global war, so you go to Bosnia. However, you fail to stop the Black Hand, a Serbian sub-section of Templars, and the archduke is assassinated, leading to the Great War. You can visit cities like London, Paris, Austria-Hungary, Berlin, Russia, and everywhere else in Europe. You enlist in the British army and you are sent to the trenches. Eagle vision can be used to see over the trenches. Weapons include the hidden bayonet, rifle for shooting and clubbing and stabbing, machine guns, grenades, mustard gas, shrapnel shell, mortars, artillery guns, flamethrowers, mines, barbed wire, trench knives, sabers, and pistols. Quests include retrieving a body for a grieving family in Britain, riding in u-boats, having dogfights in biplanes, using tanks, decoding things like the Zimmerman telegram, decorating no man’s land with mines and barbed wire, assassinate Templars, killing the Red Baron in a dogfight, and assassinate German generals. Eagle vision can be used to see enemies through mustard gas and also spot out mines on no man’s land. Your outfit is a black and grey assassin trench coat, including a gas mask connected to the hood, which allows you to go through the mustard gas. Trench assassination can happen where you jump into the trench like an air assassination and assassinate the German Templars. With a biplane you can do a leap of faith with a parachute, dogfight against other planes, or bombard cities. Trenches can also be looted after they have been mortared. Dunkirk and wonder woman theme.
Assassin’s Creed: Holocaust
You are a Polish Jew during the holocaust with Creed lineage. He takes the family heirlooms, his great grandfather’s cloak and blade, with him before Nazis take his mom and the rest of town. He follows them close behind as they are led on a train. The assassin jumps on the train and rides it to camp, without alerting the Nazis. He helps the camp prisoners. However, when trying to steal bread for his mom, a Nazi catches him and he is taken prisoner. Before he is gassed, he escapes and rescues the rest of them. Then he starts a rebellion amongst the prisoners and they burn down the camp. The assassin then goes into Germany as a spy, giving info to e Americans. Once he gets close to Hitler, the war is over. On a mission for personal revenge, he tracks down Hitler in the bunker and kills the whole room, making it look like suicide. Side quests: attack guards stealthily, steal food, find medicine in Berlin, assassinate high officials, help hide Jews, decode messages, learn attack plans. Can use hook blade across telephone wires. Weapons include hidden harpe (sword+hook), mines, hidden pistol, grenade, and rifle (shooting and clubbing). You can also go to Hiroshima and Pearl Harbor. German and jewish songs soundtrack. Based on stuff like Schindler’s List
Assassin’s Creed: Kingdom
You are a Knight of the Round Table, working for King Arthur (in AC, King Arthur should be real, but people think he is fake because of legends and exaggeration and Templars covered it up) as an assassin during Medieval times. The templars and their evil king work to oppress the commoners and gain more of England’s land. You have an assassin’s hood and cloak made of chain mail, and full metal plate armor like knights wear, or Robin Hood type clothes with a low pointed hat and feather. Horses can be ridden in the game and yours has chain mail. Many main quests include castle defense and castle invading. The ultimate goal is to gain more land for your benevolent kingdom, while fending off Templars, saracens, vikings, and huns. Weapons include the hidden broadsword, a huge sword which can retract into your metal armor, cavalry lances,longbows, crossbows, poleaxes, falchion, throwing burning tar jar, war hammer, boar spear, scimitar, throwing axe, cannon, trebuchet, maces, claymore. Eagles can be used to see over enemy castles and leaps of faiths would be from castle towers or cliffs. Side quests include jousting, killing Templars, retrieving stolen goods, saving people from witch trials, and protecting the common folk. When battling Templars, you can jump horse to horse by assassinating them. You can also be captured by the Templars and be put in the dungeons. Poison king’s goblets is another way to assassinate. Trumpeting sounds and the braveheart score. Based on Monty Python stuff, Braveheart, and typical knights in shining armor movies
Assassin’s Creed: Legion
Weapons include gladius, spatha, pilum, bow, slings, hidden pugio, javelin, crossbow, falx, dolabra, dart, onager, scissor, falcata. You are a gladiator, but you are bought out of slavery when an assassin spectator saw you face a bigger enemy through skill and stealth. You join the brotherhood and free the slaves of the Coliseum, freeing your mates. Then you become an Assassin Legionnaire to aid the republic. You have to face Hannibal and a bunch of elephants from the South. You can also assassinate Commodus. Gladiator soundtrack and elephant trumpeting. You wear the Russell Crowe Gladiator fit, or a Legionnaire’s armor. Based on Gladiator
Assassin’s Creed: Martial Arts
Literally just Enter the Dragon: The Game
Assassin’s Creed: Noir
You are an old weary assassin during the Roaring Twenties/Great Depression in NYC and Harlem. The main timeline (1920s-30s) is completely black and white like a noir film. In the past, you used to be a fun naive and stubborn young assassin. On one of your missions, you failed and accidentally revealed the location of your Brotherhood’s base to the Templars, leading to their deaths. Now, you live a solitary life drowned in alcohol and cigars and navigating the world of sex and crime. You decide to take one last mission from a sexy flapper lady for money. You have to use your parkour skills to find evidence and your detective skills to solve the murder of the flapper’s husband. You quickly link this to the mafia. You target many mafia members and corrupt Templar politicians. In the end, the flapper turned out to be a Templar and betrays you. You walk into a dining hall and twenty mobsters come out of the curtains and you get ambushed. A Scarface type battle ensues, but you are eventually put down by a shotgunner. In the present day, you get out of the Animus and realize that the Templar that killed you was one of the founders of Abstergo. You notice his picture in the hall and realize that Abstergo is Templar. You escape the building and assassinate everyone in your path, until you escape by the rooftops. You wear long trench coats and bowler hats, or long coat tail tuxedos with the assassin’s creed symbol as the collar, and drive cars. In NYC, you can climb up brownstone buildings and fire escapes, as well as skyscrapers and construction sites and steel beams. Weapons include the tommy gun, revolver, a cane sword, molotov cocktail, hidden ice pick and grappling hook, baseball bat, mp38 uzi, and brass knuckles. You can jump on top of cars and assassinate drivers, or get close to them in casinos. Imagine inviting a mob boss to dinner, going into the near empty bar, shaking his hand, activating the hidden ice pick, and then putting your hand on his neck and stabbing him cleanly, with no one noticing, and leading him to the alleyway, hiding the body in a pile of trash, and mission complete comes up on screen. It would have a godfather feel and jazz music. You can also visit Chicago, Al Capone, and the Valentine’s Day Massacre. Based on noir films like Scarface, Public Enemy, and Maltese Falcon.
Assassin’s Creed: Nomad
You are a hunnic Assassin during the Nomadic barbarian rule of Mongolia. Genghis Khan. Assassinate Gegeen Khan. Set up nomadic camps. War chants music. Recurve bows and horseback shooting. Genghis Khan and Kublai Khan appear and Attila and Marco Polo.
Assassin’s Creed: Red Star
You are an assassin in Communist Russia. It turns out that after the october revolution, the templars took over and made a communist regime, equally as evil and corrupt as the last one. You have to assassinate templars while staying under the radar of the government. Stealth is extremely important. Being spotted is nearly always fatal. Weapons include sickles, hammers, rifles, AK-47, and the hidden blade. Anthem march music and Atomic Blonde score. You wear a thick, furred Army coat and a Russian ushanka. You are a double spy in the Cold War. Templars try to cause nuclear tension and start the Cuban Missile Crisis. You also go to Dallas to see JFK. Based on Cold War propaganda films like The Hunt for Red October, James Bond films, and also Atomic Blonde. Parkour the frickin berlin wall
Assassin’s Creed: Regime
You are an Assassin in NK. You are the last assassin in North Korea after the Korean War. The reason the assassins are still alive is because of extreme secrecy and it is passed down father to son ever since the Korean War left North Korean assassins isolated from the rest of the world. Your grandfather assassinated Kim Il-Sung, and your father assassinated Kim Il-Jong, but the public never found out. It is your turn to assassinate Kim Jong-Un and hopefully dismantle the government for good and reunite with South Korea. You do this by hijacking the tvs and radios, making the assassination public. Then you must escape the palace, take a village of North Koreans, assassinate the border guards, and cross over through the demilitarized zone to South Korea. You have to assassinate templars while staying under the radar of the government. Stealth is extremely important. Being spotted is nearly always fatal. Weapons include the hidden blade, throwing stars, spear, two section staff, fan, etc. Propaganda sounds and kpop deadass jk. The game is played over all three generations. You wear an old Korean assassin cloak along with a red scarf. Quests include smuggling North Koreans out of the country, destroying cameras, getting food, raiding plutonium factories, assassinating government, and killing the Great Leaders.
Assassin’s Creed: Shogun/Samurai
You are a Japanese samurai assassin during Feudal/Empirical Japan. Weapons include katana, shuriken, hidden kunai and chain, etc. Traditional japanese music. You wear long bamboo armor, ninja robes, and pointed shogun or kendo helm. Your master is cut down by Templars, making you a Ronin. Assassinate Emperor. Based on movies like the Last Samurai
Assassin’s Creed: Slasher
Assassin’s Creed in the slasher film genre. Take place 1960-1990 in suburban towns. The assassin has to find the monster after discovering its victims (plays a similar role as the policeman in most slasher flicks). Assassinate the killer before the last victim. Weapons include standard slasher weapons like Jason’s machete, Freddy’s glove, a butcher knife, chainsaw, noose, etc
Assassin’s Creed: Sparta
You are a Spartan Assassin. You meet many philosophers, kings, and heroes. You travel to Athens, Sparta, and Crete, where an evil king rules. You are captured in an attempted assassination, and forced to do 12 great deeds for the king, leading to you hunting many animals and heroes. Your last deed is to slay the Minotaur in the Labyrinth. When you come out of servitude, you join the Siege of Troy. You hide in the Trojan Horse, pillaging Troy overnight. However, when you come back, you find your family murdered by the king. You assassinate the king, and then you must escape out of the labyrinth as the guards are on your tail, using a ball of string. Weapons include the kopis, doru, xiphos, javelins, bows, labrys, slings, ballista, greek fire, hidden xiphos, cestus gloves, harpe. Naval combat is included, such as ramming, boarding, and ballista-ing. Panpipes, lyres, and other stuff. You wear common bronze hoplite armor with a long leather skirt and a Greek plumed helmet. You can also participate in the olympic games. Based on movies like Troy and 300.
Assassin’s Creed: Underworld
You are John Wick, who is an assassin, but also an Assassin. John Wick turns out to be in the Assassin’s Creed universe. The criminal underworld is littered with rogue assassins and templars. The high table are templars for example. The only safe ground between them is the Continental. This is going to be basically the modern story of Assassin’s Creed. Abstergo is the founder of the high table. You have to assassinate Abstergo in order to stop the high table in the coming war, all while you are hunted down with billions of dollars on your head by other rogue Assassins. Your doggie is a playable character ha.
Assassin’s Creed: Union
You are a slave of the South during the start of the Civil War. Templars are confederates, who want to use easy labor to construct their new world order, while Assassins are Union and fight for freedom. One day, a band of Union assassins take over your masters land and free you. You decide to join the Assassins in order to free more slaves from the Deep South. You follow Abraham Lincoln and William Sherman and Ulysses Grant across the battlefields, including naval warfare. Weapons include musket, hidden bayonet, saber, artillery gatling gun, cutlass, cleaver, club, and pistol sword. Battle march/slave songs music. You wear a blue assassins creed Union uniform or a top hat and defeat red templars. You can fight off draft riots in NY (like in Gangs of New York) and free slaves from plantations (like in Django Unchained) and march to the sea. You fail to stop a templar, John Wilkes Booth, from killing Lincoln. Quests include fighting battles, fighting naval battles, getting supplies, freeing slaves, saving Lincoln, fighting off the draft riots, saving people from lynching, and send a message. Based on “Gangs of New York” and Django Unchained.
Assassin’s Creed: Vietcong
Fight against Vietcong Templars, liberate prisoners of war, rambo stuff. Based on vietnam war movies.
Assassin’s Creed: Vikings
You are a Norse assassin aboard a Viking longship. You must protect your village from invaders. You also travel to Iceland, Greenland, and Vinland (Newfoundland). In Vinland, you have to defend against Native Americans. Naval combat is included. Side quests include finding lost runestones, raiding a rival camp, and finding new land. Weapons include axe, claymore, hammer, spear, etc. Traditional Norse music and battle horns. Based on the relevant side of Thor movies
Assassin’s Creed: Wasteland
You are a Mad Max type road warrior Assassin after a nuclear apocalypse destroys society, making the Earth a gang riddled wasteland of oil and sand. While on the road looking to scrap by, a gang called the Templars tails you and pushes you off the road. They kill your dog and when they are about to kill you, you're hidden blade pops out and stabs them, making them run away. You chase them on the road for revenge for your dog. You get captured when you find the Capital were the rest of the templars live under the rule of the grandmaster. You escape, but take a piece of eden unknowingly. A whole war party chases you down the road. You have to jump from car to car. Eventually you take over the War Rig, with the grandmaster inside. You assassinate him and blow up the rest of the war party. Then you drive back to the capital and free the impoverished and radiation sick. Weapons include the hidden chrome blade, the double necked flamethrower guitar, sawn off double barrel shotgun, handgun, boom spear, hook and chain, chainsaw, hidden dart gun, wrench, harpoon, and dagger. You wear a torn and tattered black leather coat. Doof warrior and junkie xl music. Quests include scavenging, finding allies, killing Templars. You can jump vehicle to vehicle, doing assassinations this way too. You can climb big big rocks, small small sand dunes, the capital, big monster trucks, etc. Based on Mad Max, Twilight Zone, I Am Legend, etc.
Assassin’s Creed: Wild West
You are a Clint Eastwood-looking assassin who shimmered into the Wild Western boomtown by horse during the time of Expansionism and California Gold Rush. The templars own most of the towns in the area in order to access more oil and gold. You have to defeat corrupt sheriffs, robbers, hostile Natives, outlaws, drunk cowboys, greedy industrialists, and Gold Rush robber barons. You help the oppressed town people. You can fight in duels and saloon fights. You can travel across the West by horse or train, including prospecting during the Gold Rush. You can fire rifles at approaching riders from the rooftops. Side quests include sharpshooting mini games, accompanying a family traveling by wagon, substituting for a man to duel, eavesdropping on corrupt sheriffs, saving people from hanging, finding stolen gold for prospectors. You can also perform a roof assassination, where you use eagle vision to see through a roof, you jump up over the target, break through the wooden roof, and assassinate him. Weapons include a deck of cards to get the enemy’s attention, hidden blades, bowie knives, wrist revolvers (pistol whipping, shooting, and butting), hatchet, bow, lasso, musket, caltrops, sand grenade, and dynamite stick. Your outfit is a Mexican hooded poncho and a pointed down cowboy hat, with coats and leather armor. Western (Dollars, High Plains Drifter, Django) soundtrack. You can meet Jesse James, rob banks with your own gang, meet Billy the Kid. Based on spaghetti westerns like Eastwood films, Django Unchained, The Magnificent Seven. Templars are also interested in the Gold Rush because they believe a piece of Eden to be hidden in California.
Assassin’s Creed: Fourth Wall
You play as an assassin that breaks the 4th wall and holds ubisoft hq hostage until they make all of the games on this list
WW1 Assassin and Templar
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Showerthoughts The people who DDoS Playstation and Xbox servers on Christmas are wanting all the gamers to play on PC. Playstation
Showerthoughts The people who DDoS Playstation and Xbox servers on Christmas are wanting all the gamers to play on PC. Xbox
aww I said I wanted MANY presents, not to be a MINI present! MINI
personalfinance Had bad credit, haven't used credit in 15+ years, now no credit, should I apply for a Capital One and Discover credit card? Capital One
personalfinance Had bad credit, haven't used credit in 15+ years, now no credit, should I apply for a Capital One and Discover credit card? Discover
gaming Just brought an Xbox one, what games do you guys recommend? Xbox
todayilearned TIL that the IBM Combat Direction Central AN/FSQ-7 was a computerized command and control system for Cold War air defense and was largest computer system ever built, weighing 250 tons and requiring 60,000 vacuum tubes. IBM
gaming Does anyone still play BF3 on the Playstation 3? Playstation
gaming After 7 months of hard work, I have released Archer Dash 2 on the Google Play store, I would love your feedback, good or bad! Thank you for your time! Google
mildlyinteresting My Carmel Apple Pop looks like it already had a bite out of it. Apple
mildlyinteresting Google capitalizing on Uber & Lyft referrals Uber
funny I installed the nCage Chrome extension turns all images in browser into pictures of Nicholas Cage. He thinks he's been hacked, calls his boss, visits Apple Store. His reaction when he finds out is priceless Apple
food Napoleon Born To Party - Casino Themed Cake Homemade Casino
AskReddit What are the chances of a DDoS attack on Playstation and Microsoft networks? How do you stop it? Microsoft
AskReddit What are the chances of a DDoS attack on Playstation and Microsoft networks? How do you stop it? Playstation
explainlikeimfive ELI5: Why the United States hasn't adopted the metric system yet? United
worldnews Man drives through airport terminal 'for love' - BBC News BBC
Showerthoughts 'Soviet Russia' jokes don't work for Uber; In Soviet Russia Uber takes you, in Soviet Russia you take Uber. Uber
AskReddit Adidas is wildly more popular than I ever remember in the past. How did adidas gain so much popularity so quickly? A moment that expedited their return into the sneakeapparel game? adidas
AskReddit Where can somebody going out of town for a week park their car in the Orange County, California area? Orange
movies Actor Miles Teller Flips Bronco After Crashing Into Uber Driver Uber
gifs Red Sprite Burts during Supercell Lightning Storm captured by Scott McPartland Sprite
videos I installed the nCage Chrome extension turns all images in browser into pictures of Nicholas Cage. He thinks he's been hacked, calls his boss, visits Apple Store. His reaction when he finds out is priceless Apple
gifs Red Sprite Burst seen during Supercell Lightning Storm captured by Scott McPartland Sprite
funny Coke and Pepsi trucks collide in Brazil Pepsi
todayilearned TIL That in 1971 a Pennsylvania man filed a lawsuit against Satan and his servants in United States District Court and lost because he did not provide the court with instructions on how the U.S. Marshal was supposed to serve process on Satan. United
worldnews Israel settlements: Netanyahu snubs 'shameful' UN vote - BBC News BBC
funny Accidentally went grocery shopping dressed like a PC MasterCard employee. They mistook me for an employee, tried assigning me a section and everything. I'm on the far right! MasterCard
gaming Why the fuck is Playstation network always down Playstation
videos Two Young Brothers Playing Lego Star Wars Lego
WritingPrompts wp After WW2, instead of partitioning Palestine, the United States offers up Florida to be an independent Jewish State. United
todayilearned TIL Lincoln's success with the Lincoln Navigator emboldened the company to pursue the first-ever luxury pickup truck, the Lincoln Blackwood. Cadillac was in hot pursuit with the Cadillac Escalade EXT. Due to poor sales, it was only marketed in the United States for the 2002 model year. United
pics Young Harrison Ford was a well dressed, handsome individual Ford
funny This year Toshiba from tears, I'll give it so samsung special Toshiba
AskReddit If Apple phones and computers work so well together, then what type o computer works with an Android phone? Apple
todayilearned TIL Chevrolet Malibu automobiles are made and sold in Uzbekistan. GM Uzbekistan sold 121,584 vehicles locally in 2011, making the country the eighth-largest market for Chevrolet and produced more than 225,000 vehicles. Its products are also exported to Russia and other CIS countries. Chevrolet
worldnews UK Foreign Office 'got Syria wrong' - BBC News BBC
Showerthoughts I mostly use Incognito to hide from Google using my embarrassing searches in future ads. Google
videos [Holiday Hypnosis Holidays with Walmart feat. Chris Jones](https://www.reddit.com/videos/comments/5k25eq/holiday_hypnosis_holidays_with_walmart_feat_chris/)
worldnews U.S. Justice Dept. orders whistleblower to testify in Wells Fargo probe Wells Fargo
worldnews KFC and Baidu are applying facial recognition and pseudoscience to predict food orders Baidu
gaming Owners of BOTH an Xbox One and PS4, Question Xbox
worldnews Argentina's Sephardic Jews mull return to Spain after 524 years - BBC News BBC
Futurology KFC launches first AI-enabled outlet in Beijing - "With the cooperation of Baidu Inc, China's largest search engine" Baidu
gadgets Refreshed Dell XPS 15 2017 with GTX 1050! Dell
funny This Guy Made Fun Of The Youtube Hero Program By Making A TV-SERIES Parody Episode LMFAO Youtube
todayilearned TIL An Internet troll was jailed after mocking deaths of teenagers. Sean Duffy targeted Facebook tribute pages and posted videos on YouTube taunting the dead victims and their families. The court heard that Duffy has Asperger's syndrome and lived a "miserable existence" drinking alcohol alone. Facebook
AskReddit What are three common breeds of dairy cows in the United States? United
videos Should I Buy MrJWW's Porsche GT3? Porsche
videos My nephew got early christmas present, his mom and dad let him to make his own Youtube channel. Go show him some christmas love! Youtube
explainlikeimfive ELI5: In the popular Youtube meme "X, Y times" where the editor overlays the same clip Y number of times, why does the resulting audio turn into a wall of noise, not just get louder? Youtube
worldnews May Christmas message urges unity after Brexit vote - BBC News BBC
Showerthoughts All I want for Christmas is my Coles fresh fruit Coles
todayilearned TIL: Oslo, Norway. Has donated a Christmas tree every year to the United Kingdom since the 1940's. The tree is usually cut down in November and held up at Trafalgar Square throughout the Christmas holiday. United
personalfinance Applied for Chase Freedom Chase
AskReddit You have access to Donald Trump's Twitter account for 3 minutes. What tweets would you send? Twitter
dataisbeautiful An analysis of my google searches exported from Google takeout OC Google
funny Friend of mine found this on a Facebook trade group. Facebook
worldnews Israel settlements: Netanyahu rejects 'shameful' UN vote - BBC News BBC
AskReddit Peoples of Reddit, What do you do when you came to know that Google And Reddit are shutting? Google
explainlikeimfive ELI5: Why do songs on Youtube sometimes get removed because of copyright infringement on a singers official channel? Youtube
AskReddit Zombies are besieging the United Nations General Assembly! What does your country's representative do during the onslaught? United
AskReddit What do you use to store the mountain of Lego your kids build up? Lego
worldnews Tunisia arrests Berlin attacker's nephew - BBC News BBC
worldnews Tunisia arrests Berlin attacker's nephew - BBC News BBC
gaming I got a 500$ gift card for Christmas, I own an Xbox one original model but don't have a 4K tv and I own almost every game for Xbox one, I want more video games but don't know what to buy, what should I get? Xbox
worldnews Zara and Mike Tindall lose their baby - BBC News BBC
worldnews Queen Elizabeth's granddaughter Zara and Mike Tindall have lost their baby Zara
gaming Huge Xbox Live Sale: Week 1 and Today's Daily Deals Revealed Xbox
Futurology 3D printing company Sigma Labs receives DARPA OM Phase III award, $400K contract with Honeywell Aerospace Honeywell
Showerthoughts Imagine the uproar if Sony named a product a "WalkMAN" in today's world. Sony
worldnews Queen's granddaughter Zara Tindall discloses miscarriage Zara
listentothis Pilgrim Travelers - I'll Be Home For Christmas Gospel 1952 Travelers
worldnews Vesna Vulovic, stewardess who survived 30,000ft fall, dies - BBC News BBC
television Taboo: Trailer - BBC One BBC
worldnews Queen's granddaughter Zara Tindall suffers miscarriage - Officials say Queen Elizabeth II’s granddaughter, Zara Tindall, has suffered a miscarriage. Zara
todayilearned TIL that Texas does NOT have a right to secede from the United States United
videos Starving For Total War - Turnip Winter 1916 I THE GREAT WAR Special Total
OldSchoolCool 2 Students Skating at Kent State Ice Arena 1970 Kent
listentothis Shock Machine -- Open Up the Sky electronic 2016 Sky
videos Boom Shiva! A free Adventure game based on Indian Mythology. Watch the Youtube Trailer Here. Youtube
AskReddit what race is Brandon Rogers from youtube? Rogers
gifs C Audi R8 vs Audi R8 V10 Audi
videos Surreal dance performed to the theme of BBC news. BBC
movies Found this pic of Harrison Ford and I in Central Park, circa 1994 Ford
Music Status Quo's Rick Parfitt dies - BBC News BBC
TwoXChromosomes In 2011 a memorial for the victims of the witch trials was erected and unveiled by the Queen of Norway. The designers of the memorial were two highly esteemed artists, Peter Zumthor of Switzerland and Louise Bourgeois, born in France but active in the United States. United
Music Status Quo's Rick Parfitt dies - BBC News BBC
videos How this YouTuber fooled Twitter and CNN Twitter
dataisbeautiful Understanding Facebook Reactions using Google Sentiment Analysis OC Google
dataisbeautiful Understanding Facebook Reactions using Google Sentiment Analysis OC Facebook
worldnews Status Quo's Rick Parfitt dies - BBC News BBC
videos Today I learned that Fred, who had three TV-movies made about his Youtube character, is still making videos on youtube. This is his Christmas music video. Youtube
videos Mother inadvetandly records her son almost strangling to death, ABC news uncovers a accidental child killing conspiracy. ABC
Documentaries Mom is recording the kids when she realizes something absolutely horrifying 2015 While covering a mother who recorded her son nearly dying, ABC uncovers a conspiracy of window blinds accidentally killing children ABC
WritingPrompts WP You are walking in a crowded downtown plaza when a Facebook notification goes off on your phone: "Are you OK? It looks like you're in the area affected by EMERGENCY PROTOCOL 1016B. Let friends know if you're safe." Confused, you look around to discover you're alone. Facebook
Music Status Quo's Rick Parfitt dies aged 68 - BBC News BBC
Music Scorpions - We'll Burn The Sky Hard Rock Sky
worldnews U.S. hits Credit Suisse, Deutsche Bank with toxic debt penalties Deutsche Bank
funny The local Best Buy's Apple guy's got jokes. Apple
worldnews Toddler survives after being hit by truck in eastern China - BBC News BBC
pics A Zamboni lining up at a Tim Hortons drive-through. Because Canada. Tim Hortons
worldnews Uncle Sam Wants Travelers to Hand Over Social Media Accounts Travelers
mildlyinteresting Typing 'askew' into Google makes the results uneven Google
Music Hall and Oates - Jingle Bell Rock Holiday Bell
pics The new Apple TV aerial screensaver flyover of Dubai at night above looks like a scene from Star Wars Episode II below. Apple
pics Merry Christmas from Australia! Looks like someone just stopped by and did some very hurried Lego building! Lego
books HELP Fellow e-book readers, I've got an iPad Pro 9.7, and the Google Pixel C tablet, and was wondering if anyone knew of a solid e-book reader app that works for both android and iOs. Google
IAmA AMA Request Anyone on the recent Delta Airlines Flight with YouTuber Adam Saleh Delta
funny When they ask for an Apple Gift Card Apple
Showerthoughts Many FedEx guys are drug runners and they don't even know it. FedEx
photoshopbattles PsBattle: the FBI's official Twitter holiday card Twitter
todayilearned TIL that ABC cuts scenes from 'A Charlie Brown Christmas' to allow for more commercials, even though it's about the overcommercialization of Christmas ABC
television Anyone seen Travelers on Netflix? Travelers
pics Taco Bell got me this time Bell
pics Merry Christmas Eve! Happy Holidays! Love from the United States. 🌍🌏🌎 United
todayilearned TIL there's a Facebook messenger bot that turns your photos into memes Facebook
todayilearned TIL The BMW logo is based on the flag of Bavaria, a federal state of Germany BMW
Art "Jingle Bell Croc", Watercolour on illustration board, 11x14 Bell
pics Located in the Canyon Area of Yellowstone National Park in United States, the Upper Falls is the first of two major falls in the Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone. United
Showerthoughts Is Starbucks Dr. Evils master plan to control the world? Starbucks
Documentaries Spy in the Wild 2017 - BBC One Trailer BBC
videos [2 Amazing Cooking Tricks Amazing Potato Peeling Trick
pics This piece of meet looks like the United States United
mildlyinteresting My motherboard for Intel CPUs came with an offer for buying an AMD CPU Intel
funny Browsing through Target when suddenly.... Target
mildlyinteresting Went to McDonald's and looked over to my right and saw a this. McDonald's
gaming No Mans Sky procedural name generator at it again... Sky
gaming Bought a new Playstation 4 Pro, which came with a game, where is the code, can't find it anywhere? Playstation
pics The United States spends more on defense / military than these seven countries combined. United
news Woman gave birth inside a Walmart bathroom and dumped the infant in the trash, police say Walmart
gaming XboxOne removed my post - But I won the Xbox One S Madden NFL 17 Custom Console Sweepstakes! Arrived just in time for Christmas! Xbox
mildlyinteresting The light behind my Mac makes the Apple logo show through the screen. Apple
AskReddit After Donald Trump you become President of the United States, what is the thing you do to upset Trump the most? United
news Woman arrested for dumping newborn in Walmart trashcan arrested after seeking medical care for herself Walmart
videos Mr. Rogers Talks About Violence and Shootings Rogers
todayilearned TIL ABC has continued to cut time from Charlie Brown Christmas, a movie about commercialization of christmas, to make room for commerical time ABC
pics My friend on Facebook found a way to "stop the madness that is NBA 2k17" Facebook
videos Slim, guy that was involved in the Delta hoax, steals content from small YouTuber without giving credit Delta
funny The FBI's Twitter Christmas picture looks like a 4th grader made with PowerPoint '07 Twitter
gaming [Caen stop the Batavians British Campaign
mildlyinteresting This Walmart put bandaids on the display behind their bikes Walmart
AskReddit You have been hired to take down Walmart stores. How do you start? Walmart
worldnews Arctic heatwave could break records - BBC News BBC
worldnews Henan Court Auctions Fake Louis Vuitton Bag Louis Vuitton
AskReddit What is the No Man's Sky of Jerking Off Dinosaurs? Sky
todayilearned TIL that eating KFC in Japan has become a Christmas tradition after a 30 year marketing campaign. KFC
gaming My Xbox broke a few weeks back...so I bought my girlfriends son his first for Christmas! Xbox
gaming Battlefield 1 Gameplay Xbox One S Xbox
Music What's In The Sky - If These Willows Could Talk Alternative Acoustic Sky
news New Roads Police arrest mom accused of giving birth, dumping newborn baby in Walmart bathroom trash can Walmart
pics Saw this inverted customer and employee pair at NYC Apple Store. Faces blurred for privacy. Apple
AskReddit Why is 7daystodie multiplayer not working with BT internet? BT
AskReddit Locked out of Samsung Tablet due to Google 2 Step Verification; no longer have phone; any ideas how to get in? Google
aww This little man found a home, just in time for Christmas 🌲 Meet Winston AKA: Mr. Churchill Winston
pics The unicorn suecide, the rarest of all the soda fountain combinations. Both Pepsi and Coke products in the same cup! Pepsi
WritingPrompts IP The year is 2076, the United States is radically different than it was 60 years ago. This photo is considered to be one of the most seminal moments in U.S. History United
space Diversity Of The Universe - A 6 Panel Mosaic With 6 Deep Sky Objects Sky
pics The Unicorn Suicide: the rarest of all soda fountain combinations. Both Pepsi and Coke products in the same cup! Pepsi
todayilearned TIL there are only nine restaurants in the United States that are certified by the Kobe Beef Association in Japan to carry real Kobe Beef. Every other restaurant with the word "Kobe" in their menu is misleading their customers and serving a knock-off product. United
Showerthoughts Tinker Bell stole orphans from earth to build an army of child soldiers. Bell
videos H3H3 - MTV Hates White Guys MTV
AskReddit Serious Do you know someone that bought a Lexus for someone during Lexus's "A December to Remember" sales event? If so what happened? Lexus
Showerthoughts Paul the Sprint guy is the ultimate snitch Sprint
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Showerthoughts Using AT&T indoors is like using an iPod AT&T
gaming PS4 Interrupts Xbox One's US Sales Streak in November Xbox
AskReddit Serious Why didn't Facebook ever develop a dating app? Facebook
AskReddit Which language produces the funniest results when translated back to English using Google Translate? Google
AskReddit Who would be your top five picks to be President of the United States? United
gaming No Man's Sky has amazing hitboxes x-post /NoMansSkyTheGame Sky
videos Pigeon story: How the Rock Dove became the Sky Rat Sky
videos Pigeon story: How the Rock Dove became the Sky Rat Dove
explainlikeimfive ELI5: Why is Air Force One a bigass Boeing 747? Boeing
videos Waka Flocka & Gucci Mane gets a Reporter turnt up during an interview and he blacks out. Gucci
books Is there an easier way to get an epub into Google Play Books?!? Google
listentothis Nucleust -- Of King And Tree Djent, Progressive Metal2016 Progressive
todayilearned TIL The "You've Got Mail" guy is now an Uber driver Uber
todayilearned TIL that all "Granny Smith" Apple trees are clones grafted not grown of a single tree in Australia. Apple
explainlikeimfive ELI5: Why can't you delete a Microsoft Word document directly on Microsoft Word? Microsoft
Showerthoughts After Apple and Samsung both decided to get rid of the head phone jack, maybe it's actually beneficial. Apple
todayilearned TIL that Apple produced a Mac computer that can receive TV signals in 1993 that only sold for 5 months. Apple
AskReddit How do you spread your Youtube channel? Youtube
AskReddit People who were Wells Fargo customers that had accounts opened under your name without your knowledge, what's your story? Wells Fargo
AskReddit Serious Non Americans, what are your views on the United States military? United
funny Didn't expect Google to be THIS accurate. It was exactly what I was searching for. Google
Showerthoughts Gary Wright's "Dream Weaver" should play every time someone opens Adobe Dreamweaver. Adobe
videos Awesome drone video of Newport Beach California Newport
explainlikeimfive ELI5: Why are American news channels so opinionated and pundit-heavy? Why are there no non-biased, straight news channels like Sky News in the US? Sky
personalfinance 401k: My Work moved to PNC and PNC won't keep my allocations, anyone else have this trouble? PNC
videos Incredible Takeoff and climb New Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner ANA airlines Boeing
gaming Games Like H1Z1 for Xbox One? Xbox
explainlikeimfive ELI5: How does Facebook make those moment videos? Facebook
gaming Is there a free full casino game on PC? Something like Casino Kid for NES. Just walk around and play whatever games you want. Casino
gaming No Man's Sky is by far the best Lube Farming simulator out there. Sky
nottheonion Hijacked Walmart truck leads Spokane Police on historic chase Walmart
todayilearned TIL making false statements is a federal crime in the United States. United
Showerthoughts Sometimes when I feel bad, I wish Fred Rogers was still around. Rogers
todayilearned TIL if it wasn't for Mr Rogers bringing his understudy to Canada, we wouldn't have had Mr Dress-up Rogers
dataisbeautiful Wealth Inequality in the United States United
news State Police: Victims Live on Facebook Before Deadly Crash Facebook
videos Mr. Rogers acceptance speech for his Life time achievement award. Rogers
Art 3D Ferrari car, Cyber Space, 3D Art, 2016 Ferrari
AskReddit Which do you prefer out of the three, Dunkin Donuts, Starbucks or Tim Hortons? Why? Starbucks
gaming Commodore in 2016? No problem. My Intel powered C64 Intel
videos Mr. Rogers explains to children why violence and shootings occur. Rogers
AskReddit Which one do you prefer, Papa Johns, Pizza Hut or Dominos? Pizza Hut
funny If you text a random number with your Facebook linked to your Phone number, you're going to have a bad time. Facebook
Showerthoughts Nobody ever goes on the second page of Google results Google
videos Mr. Rogers Talks With Parents About Discipline Rogers
mildlyinteresting This one packet of sauce from Taco Bell has no phrase printed on it Bell
television More Mr. Rogers - Michael Keaton on Fred Rogers Rogers
pics Accidentally took this Shot of a Nikon with my new Sony A7rii. Sony
funny Did McDonald's Just Ask Me to the Dance? McDonald's
videos set your Facebook Group URL Facebook
AskReddit People outside the United States, what are the most popular songs of your country right now? United
Music 4 Your Eyez Only by J. Cole on Apple Music Apple
explainlikeimfive ELI5: Why are some Youtube comments so one-dimensional and why do they always seem to get the most likes? Youtube
pics Drew an iPhone On Adobe Illustrator for Little Sisters' Homework. I added a bit of flair to it. Adobe
AskReddit If Starbucks has a custom drink made for you, what would the name of it be? Bonus, what would be inside of it? Starbucks
space Another John Glenn tribute desktop image I made using that Delta IV long exposure image. HYLI Delta
worldnews Sydney doctor murdered wife with insulin shot - BBC News BBC
pics Prince Rogers Nelson. late 70s Rogers
Music 4 Your Eyez Only by J. Cole now on Apple Music Apple
worldnews German Intel Agency: Russia Is Trying to Destabilize Germany Intel
videos New Burger King Hotdogs Cause Food Poisoning Burger King
news US actor Judge Reinhold arrested in Dallas - BBC News BBC
Showerthoughts What if the Walmart self checkouts are unpaid training for the public who will all eventually work at Walmart when they take over and become our overlords when there are no jobs left but working at Walmart? Walmart
IAmA AMA Request Dan Bell @ThisIsDanBell Bell
worldnews Australia's richest woman Gina Rinehart to buy Kidman estate - BBC News BBC
space Neil Degrasse Tyson gives a toast to John Glenn at AMNH Holaday Party Tyson
AskReddit How does the Flat Earth Society's perspective of John Glenn's passing differ from the rest of the United States? United
space Neil deGrasse Tyson Gives toast to John Glenn at AMNH Holiday Party Tyson
videos A little known fact, Mr Rogers was an amazing rap artist. Rogers
movies Fixed music for Ghost in the Shell trailer. Shell
gaming Best No Man's Sky Mods and mod installation guide Sky
news Veterans Eye Flint Water Crisis as Next Target Following the Standing Rock Protests Target
science Scientists Discover Feathered Dinosaur Tail Trapped in Amber Discover
worldnews US actor Judge Reinhold arrested in Dallas - BBC News BBC
AskReddit Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers are hanging and decide they need to have a trio. Who should be added to their group? Rogers
todayilearned TIL that Michael Keaton started his acting career on Mr. Rogers neighborhood and was on the production staff for years. Rogers
OldSchoolCool My Grandfather in 1966 at the Columbia gorge. He is standing next to my Grandmothers 1965 Chevrolet Super Sport. Chevrolet
AskReddit Why is President of the United States called Leader of the free world ? United
Jokes Pancho and Cisco would usually pass the days just doing nothing in particular... Cisco
Jokes Pancho and Cisco would usually pass the days just doing nothing in particular. Cisco
Showerthoughts Yelp is the Michelin Star rating system for cheap food. Michelin
tifu TIFU: Allowing things to get so far as to enable someone to post my Facebook on a GameFAQs message board as revenge. Facebook
Showerthoughts Watching that video clip of Mr. Rogers absolutely MESMERIZING Senator John Pastore while defending PBS at a Senate hearing, I realized that Donald Trump is basically just the evil-goatee-alternate-universe-version of Fred Rogers. Rogers
worldnews S Korea lawmakers vote to impeach leader - BBC News BBC
news S Korea lawmakers vote to impeach leader - BBC News BBC
worldnews South Korea lawmakers vote to impeach leader - BBC News BBC
videos GTA 5 Cheats PC, PS4, Xbox One, PS3 & Xbox 360 Xbox
pics Beautiful Landscape Sky Nature Landscapes Wild Area Sky
gifs 32 years of Dubai's growth, courtesy of Google Earth 1984-2016 Google
Jokes Why didn't Thomas Jefferson drive a Jeep Wrangler? Jeep
listentothis Harakiri For The Sky -- The Traces We Leave Death Metal/Black Metal 2016 Sky
Jokes Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? Walt Disney
AskReddit Why dafuq is Trump going for the Winston Churchill look in his pictures? Winston
news Hamilton: 'I want to apologise to heat scheme whistleblower' - BBC News BBC
news Islamic State 'has lost 50,000 fighters' over two years - BBC News BBC
news Canada lags behind Mexico in exports to the US - BBC News BBC
videos How This Sea Shell Knows the Weather in Greenland Shell
funny Saw this in my Facebook feed tonight... I need to move out of California. Facebook
worldnews Chapecoense crash: Bolivia official accuses bosses of cover-up - BBC News BBC
gaming Help with Skyrim SE mods on Xbox one Xbox
worldnews Trafficked babies, black money and India's values - BBC News BBC
todayilearned TIL in the garden of a house in Zurich where Erwin Schrödinger lived in the 1920s, there’s a figure of a cat that can appear either alive or dead, depending on light conditions. Zurich
explainlikeimfive ELI5: Do artificial sweetners like in Pepsi Max cause weight gain? Pepsi
explainlikeimfive ELI5: Could the United States government or the state governments invalidate all existing same-sex marriages? United
funny This girl destroyed the receipt after a Costco staff drew her a rabbit?. She actually threw it on the escalator and kicked it away. Lol Costco
WritingPrompts WP You search Google and find there are no results for 'United States'. Google
television [The Return of Doctor Mysterio: Official TV Trailer - Doctor Who Christmas Special 2016 BBC One](https://www.reddit.com/television/comments/5hdgx2/the_return_of_doctor_mysterio_official_tv_traile)
videos Woman Amazingly Plays 'Carol of the Bells' On A Handmade Bell Suit Bell
worldnews China: Xi calls for stricter ideological control of universities - BBC News BBC
funny This girl destroyed the receipt after a Costco staff drew her a rabbit?. She actually threw it on the escalator and kicked it away. Lol Costco
news Veles, Macedonia - Fake news on Facebook is a thriving business raking in thousands every month. Facebook
Documentaries LONDON CALLING: BBC bias during the 2014 Scottish independence referendum 2016. BBC
philosophy [Why sexual desire is objectifying – and hence morally wrong – Raja Halwani Aeon Ideas](https://www.reddit.com/philosophy/comments/5hdhw8/why_sexual_desire_is_objectifying_and_hence/)
funny This girl destroyed the receipt after a Costco staff drew her a rabbit?. She actually threw it on the escalator and kicked it away. Lol Costco
todayilearned TIL Fred McFeely Rogers Actually Never Served In The Military Rogers
worldnews Robot takeover begins? Corporate giant Capita replaces staff with automatons Capita
videos [How to Fix Copyright on Youtube 2016
videos Beautiful' dinosaur tail found preserved in amber - BBC News BBC
movies [How to Fix Copyright on Youtube 2016
news Veterans Eye Flint Water Crisis as Next Target Following the Standing Rock Protests Target
Futurology Robot takeover begins? Corporate giant Capita replaces staff with automatons Capita
videos Get custom URL of Facebook Group Facebook
worldnews Veles, Macedonia - Fake news on Facebook is a thriving business raking in thousands every month. Facebook
todayilearned TIL that Volkswagen won an Ig Nobel prize for " for solving the problem of excessive automobile pollution emissions by automatically, electromechanically producing fewer emissions whenever the cars are being tested." Volkswagen
gaming One of the best 99 cent games I ever purchased. I got a pin for it at PAX 2010 and I saw it browsing the Xbox live store. Promos do pay off. Xbox
Showerthoughts Before the Internet ,we would spend a lot of time telling jokes to each other .now you just have to Google it. Google
WritingPrompts WPBucky Barnes actually got a prediction about his miserable future after he was rescued by Steven Rogers from Hydra. However, without any details, it is impossible for him to save himself. Rogers
news "The BBC was unable to verify the size of Olivio's behind." BBC
pics They say nothing stops a Jeep. Sometimes they just need a Subaru to start it. Subaru
gifs A Boeing 720 being flown into the ground to test a fuel additive 12/1/1984 Boeing
videos Braxton Miller was an Xbox level spin move Xbox
videos Fiona Apple - Paper Bag Apple
worldnews [Uber is treating its drivers as sweated labour, says report Uber treats its drivers as Victorian-style “sweated labour”, with some taking home less than the minimum wage, according to a report into its working conditions based on the testimony of dozens of drivers.](https://www.reddit.com/worldnews/comments/5hdw4u/uber_is_treating_its_drivers_as_sweated_labou)
pics Buying from eBay can be a dangerous game eBay
news Coca-Cola CEO Muhtar Kent stepping down Kent
AskReddit What are the dos and don'ts of visiting the United Kingdom? United
tifu TIFU: By not looking into what TD means on Tinder. TD
videos [The Return of Doctor Mysterio: Official TV Trailer - Doctor Who Christmas Special 2016 BBC One](https://www.reddit.com/videos/comments/5he0tc/the_return_of_doctor_mysterio_official_tv_traile)
news Coca-Cola says CEO Muhtar Kent to step down in May Kent
AskReddit Tesla is an Apple to Electronic Cars, who will become an Andriod for Electronic Cars? Apple
funny Only in Halifax Kijiji Halifax
funny So, I get this ad on my Facebook like everyday. I die laughing every time because of Gastly in the BG looking different directions due to the mirror. Facebook
funny So, I get this ad on my Facebook like everyday. I die laughing every time because of Gastly in the BG looking different directions due to the mirror. BG
news 'Thirty killed' in Nigeria suicide attack - BBC News BBC
Showerthoughts A large portion of people reading this have no idea that Walmart was not always open 24/7. Walmart
worldnews 'Thirty killed' in Nigeria suicide attack - BBC News BBC
Art Sleepy Fox, Adobe Illustrator, 8" x 7" Adobe
Documentaries "Diving Bell ; The Truth Shall Not Sink with Sewol" 2015 Bell
todayilearned TIL that article 2 of the Constitution of the United States of America states that you have to be 35 years or older to run for office United
worldnews 'Thirty killed' in Nigeria suicide attack - BBC News BBC
mildlyinteresting The toy animals at Target have genitalia Target
explainlikeimfive ELI5: why do climate change deniers only really exist in the United States? United
news Stolen Walmart truck leads Spokane Police on historic chase Walmart
todayilearned TIL That Walt Disney father worked on the 1893 Chicago Worlds Fair and would tell stories of all the countries coming together for a big Expo. That sparked his interested in future Worlds Fair, which was the inspiration for Epcot. Walt Disney
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Showerthoughts I am surprised that Facebook and Twitter are more popular than Reddit. Twitter
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